What else could Fabio Paraticy sell for plusvalenza (4 Viewers)

[piotrr]

Since we are in dire need of some healthy plusvalenza i came up with some ideas how else could FFP improve our finances.


5-10k of seats from Jj stadium
We all know there are always a lot of empty seats so what's the point of them? Sell for a profit. 35k is still a decent enough stadium.
If we will remove the seats from top rows we will also get rid of heads of our iconic players silhouettes - this is beneficiary since fans should not attach to the players that can be sold for plusvalenza.

Domain juventus.com
Juventus is a catchy name so we can get some profit here. We will be known as Piemonte Calcio from now on anyway, so it will be no harm to move to piemontecalcio.com

Place on shirt for personalized ads
That’s one small ad for a shirt, one giant plusvalenza for our club.
Advertisement would change for every game.

Hair
If you join Jj you'll lose your hair anyway. Why not cut the hair of new players at the very beginning to make some profit?

please discuss.

 

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[Lion]

he could sell your mum

wouldnt be anything new

 

[Clamarc]

He should sell himself by becoming a male prostitute

 

[s4tch]

good, we just went full redcafé

 

[juve123]

Fucking Fabio Paratici

 

[j0ker]

I would gladly sell a few tuz members, but with buy back clause only.

 

[jukazem]

Since we are in dire need of some healthy plusvalenza i came up with some ideas how else could FFP improve our finances.

5-10k of seats from Jj stadium
We all now there are always a lot of empty seats so what's the point of them? Sell for a profit. 35k is still a decent enough stadium.
If we will remove the seats from top rows we will also get rid of heads of our iconic players silhouettes - this is beneficiary since fans should not attach to the players that can be sold for plusvalenza.

please discuss.

I have been wondering if it was possible to sell Allianz Stadium to Torino for plusvalenza and move to a bigger stadium. Doubt Torino have the money though, and location for new Juventus stadium would also probably be not as good and hence not viable... best case would be to reduce expenses to match revenue, not sign "freebies" at hugely inflated wages plus unusually high agent fees and get out of this model of selling players to fund new players.

 

[juve123]

Fabio paratici wants to quickly complete the sales of dybala Cancelo and higuain (Corriere Torino)

 

[DAiDEViL]

That piemonte calcio shirt looks way better than the one we currently have.

 

[X Æ A-12]

beppes gold statue
cambiassos hair
nedveds balon d'or
a night with Cristiano
badass' mouth and anus

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Sell the rods to the ultras, they could make it into a slingshot for their missile.

 

[X Æ A-12]

lukaku and demiral could bodyguard on the weekends

 

[Buck Fuddy]

That piemonte calcio shirt looks way better than the one we currently have.

It's funny because it's true.

Actually wait, it isn't funny. But still true

 

[juve123]

lukaku and demiral could bodyguard on the weekends

Also higuain

 

[DAiDEViL]

Also higuain

Hire Mandzu as bouncer to make sure Fabio can't access the Juve headquarters.

 

[juve123]

Sarri running track suit

 

[DAiDEViL]

Sarri running track suit

And test-smoker for Philip Morris.

 

[lgorTudor]

Georgina bathwater

 

[campionesidd]

In my naivety, I always believed we sold Vidal for personal reasons, but it's clear now that the club salivates at the prospect of making a profit on its players and doesn't care about anything else.

 

[Soloist]

In my naivety, I always believed we sold Vidal for personal reasons, but it's clear now that the club salivates at the prospect of making a profit on its players and doesn't care about anything else.

Both. We basically bought Dybala with that money