Jun 16, 2020
12,435
Going into the office, where no bidets exist.

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Honestly brother you should take matters into your own hands. How come that trans- and queer people are entitled to own bathrooms or even invade yours while your company can’t respect your heritage and actually is guilty of hygienic discrimination. I suggest not whipping your ass anymore after a number two, let them smell it. If that doesn’t work just start cleaning your intimate parts at the sink at work. As Italians we should muscle up and start demanding things we’re entitled to.
 

Wings

Banter era connoiseur
Contributor
Jul 15, 2002
21,568
Honestly brother you should take matters into your own hands. How come that trans- and queer people are entitled to own bathrooms or even invade yours while your company can’t respect your heritage and actually is guilty of hygienic discrimination. I suggest not whipping your ass anymore after a number two, let them smell it. If that doesn’t work just start cleaning your intimate parts at the sink at work. As Italians we should muscle up and start demanding things we’re entitled to.
Are you Italian?
 

Wings

Banter era connoiseur
Contributor
Jul 15, 2002
21,568
Both my parents are Italian but I was born and raised in The Netherlands. My wife half Dutch half Italian but unlike me born there and came here at a certain point in her youth.
Cool, I always thought you are Dutch. Did you experience any discrimination growing up as an immigrants kid?
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
36,185
Excreting on corporate time is a rare luxury amigo
I try to take advantage every day
Yea simp harder for your employer lol
i understand the appeal. getting paid to poop is a way for you you to relax and get paid.

thats why i made it so my bathroom is only single ply toilet paper and i replaced the seat so it's very uncomfortable and cold. sensor activated lights so it's dark if you don't move. . fuck you and get back to work bitches.
 

AFL_ITALIA

MAGISTERIAL
Jun 17, 2011
31,785
i understand the appeal. getting paid to poop is a way for you you to relax and get paid.

thats why i made it so my bathroom is only single ply toilet paper and i replaced the seat so it's very uncomfortable and cold. sensor activated lights so it's dark if you don't move. . fuck you and get back to work bitches.
They'll pay for the hemorrhoid removal too :klin:
 

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