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Stay away from the Hippopotamuses tho
You mean Escobar's coke hippos in Medellín, Holmes?

If I was a Drag Queen, which name is best: Carmen San Francisco, Anferny Slopkins, Alan Balda, Alessandro Buttcheeksio, Baldeep Singh, Black Bill Creamwater, Bernard Brothers, or Dick Suckly?
You know my Portuguese drag queen name, right? Cyd Chouriço.

A play on words with one of my favorite old time Hollywood dancers....


I've proudly stuck with it for five years.

It's like God has two micropenises.

CNN International is interviewing Bear Grylls for this missing sub shit. :lol:
Please send him down there without a sub.

And with Allegri.
 
OP
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    $250,000 per person for a trip to see the Titanic ruins.
    I wish I had that sort of money. But I have no intention of going down 13000 feet to view the Titanic.
    If you can waste than amount of money on seeing something so well documented you can most likely get better views and pictures from NOT going down there, then you deserve to die. Period.

    Send 250k to Palestine, or Ukraine, or the Uyghurs, or fucking anywhere else.

    Spending money so needlessly on such stupid shit makes me absolutely apathetic to your death.
     

    JuveJay

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    If you can waste than amount of money on seeing something so well documented you can most likely get better views and pictures from NOT going down there, then you deserve to die. Period.

    Send 250k to Palestine, or Ukraine, or the Uyghurs, or fucking anywhere else.

    Spending money so needlessly on such stupid shit makes me absolutely apathetic to your death.
    They just get bored doesn't they? When you have that much money you can do and own anything multiple times over and so they need this adrenaline.
     
    OP
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    Well, I'm glad we found out the exact amount of PSI necessary to compact their skulls into the size of a golf ball.

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    3PM EDT: Coast Guard Briefing, to hopefully tell the families everyone is dead.
     
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    OP
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    Envy is a bitch innit the commie virus infecting a lot of minds

    Having money doesn't make you any less of
    a good man or not worthy of compassion.
    No, I am saying all people are equally worthless. Life is worthless. Live your life however you want, because none of it matters. No afterlife. We are specks in time in a vast unimaginable emptiness.

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    :lol2:

    "Catastrophic Failure"
     

    Dostoevsky

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    So it's about fun in your case. But maybe those guys that paid for a ticket to see Titanic look at that as fun. I don't think they find it fun to donate money to some fucked up country that would probably steal at least half of it to buy apartments.
     
    OP
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    So it's about fun in your case. But maybe those guys that paid for a ticket to see Titanic look at that as fun. I don't think they find it fun to donate money to some fucked up country that would probably steal at least half of it to buy apartments.
    They paid for an expensive suicide. They agreed with you.
     

    GordoDeCentral

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    No, I am saying all people are equally worthless. Life is worthless. Live your life however you want, because none of it matters. No afterlife. We are specks in time in a vast unimaginable emptiness.

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    :lol2:

    "Catastrophic Failure"
    You may be right but i see no point in dehumanizing and rejoicing at the misery of people i know nothing about besides their bank account balance.
     
    OP
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    You may be right but i see no point in dehumanizing and rejoicing at the misery of people i know nothing about besides their bank account balance.
    Well, I know at least two additional things.

    CEO who died once fired someone who (legitimately) questioned the safety of the submersible.

    Same CEO was on Epstein's plane.


    See no point? I'm a bending robot, the only things which fuel me are alcohol and schadenfreude.

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    Elon Musk to Mars is next, plz
    He and Zuck are about to cage it out.
     
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