What Are You Doing Right Now? (249 Viewers)

[Strickland]

Men and women are different, they're not equal. In many aspects they're the opposite like order and chaos.

 

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[.zero]

What happened to the whole “separate, but equal” bit?

 

[U Picciriddu]

Why can't men be women's equals? I'm wondering why you chose your phrasing.

Equal by law, biologically different

 

[swag]

What happened to the whole “separate, but equal” bit?

That's just how I like my boobies at strip clubs.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What happened to the whole “separate, but equal” bit?

That stopped when we started sleeping together.

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That's just how I like my boobies at strip clubs.

 

[.zero]

Total recall is very underrated

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It's literally my favorite movie.

 

[X Æ A-12]

the practical effects were amazing.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Genuinely the inability to figure out what is and what is not implanted in his head makes the storyline perfectly amazing.

 

[swag]

Total recall is very underrated

So is motorboating triplets.

 

[Bjerknes]

So the neighbor next to me has like 10 kids of different ages, one of his kids was mowing and somehow managed to mow half of my lawn without me asking. I’m very OCD about my lawn and want it perfect, but this little fucker used the shortest setting and now it’s completely fucked.

Unfortunately for the father, I noticed this just at the end of the JJ match, so he definitely got the worst side of me. Bad timing on their part.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

So the neighbor next to me has like 10 kids of different ages, one of his kids was mowing and somehow managed to mow half of my lawn without me asking. I’m very OCD about my lawn and want it perfect, but this little fucker used the shortest setting and now it’s completely fucked.

Unfortunately for the father, I noticed this just at the end of the JJ match, so he definitely got the worst side of me. Bad timing on their part.

Why no fence?

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So the neighbor next to me has like 10 kids of different ages, one of his kids was mowing and somehow managed to mow half of my lawn without me asking. I’m very OCD about my lawn and want it perfect, but this little fucker used the shortest setting and now it’s completely fucked.

Unfortunately for the father, I noticed this just at the end of the JJ match, so he definitely got the worst side of me. Bad timing on their part.

Also, what the fuck

 

[Bjerknes]

Why no fence?

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Also, what the fuck

Our front yards don’t have fences like the back yards.

It was fucking retarded.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Met this really cute Italian girl on the train and now she's living in my head rent free.

I'm kicking myself for not getting her number

 

[Strickland]

Met this really cute Italian girl on the train and now she's living in my head rent free.

I'm kicking myself for not getting her number

Did you exchange little looks of flirty smiles?

 

[.zero]

So the neighbor next to me has like 10 kids of different ages, one of his kids was mowing and somehow managed to mow half of my lawn without me asking. I’m very OCD about my lawn and want it perfect, but this little fucker used the shortest setting and now it’s completely fucked.

Unfortunately for the father, I noticed this just at the end of the JJ match, so he definitely got the worst side of me. Bad timing on their part.

Damn that’s annoying. And With 10 kids you have several years of more nonsense like this to endure

 

[swag]

Met this really cute Italian girl on the train and now she's living in my head rent free.

I'm kicking myself for not getting her number

That's just pheromones. After you bagged her, you would wake up in her closet with a bag tied over your head and your leg in a bear trap.

She did you a favor.

Damn that’s annoying. And With 10 kids you have several years of more nonsense like this to endure

Watch them be 3 months apart in ages.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Did you exchange little looks of flirty smiles?

We had a nice chat and she never broke eye contact. She wanted this Bolivian salami so bad, and that is the worst part

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Giving a shit about your yard is like giving a shit about your haircut. In two weeks it won't matter.

 

[U Picciriddu]

We had a nice chat and she never broke eye contact. She wanted this Bolivian salami so bad, and that is the worst part

I can tell you from experience, stay away from Italian women. Its all fun and games until you have 6 kids and 4 jobs. Hai fatto bene