OP
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    Jewfro with hassidic side curls
    Payot? Just one down each side of the shaft, Jew 'fro at the base, yarmulke on the (perfectly circumcised) head, and a Tallit with Tzizit hanging down over my balls?

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    Well done, sir. But sorry to tell you: all the Thai blondes are fake.

    But I also have a lot of issues with this video...

    Like what's with the soundtrack?

    And why do Pakistan kidnapping and Brazilian blackmail have the same mirror images?

    And what's the deal with India's "Corruptium". Is that like hashish?

    And all we get in Portugal is "Sell Exam Question Papers"? WTF....
    Exactly.
     

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    Siamak

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    Well done, sir. But sorry to tell you: all the Thai blondes are fake.

    But I also have a lot of issues with this video...

    Like what's with the soundtrack?

    And why do Pakistan kidnapping and Brazilian blackmail have the same mirror images?

    And what's the deal with India's "Corruptium". Is that like hashish?

    And all we get in Portugal is "Sell Exam Question Papers"? WTF....
    I know most Of them Are not accurate, I have never come to those countries. United States should take all the blame. That's all in one
     
    OP
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    Holy shit. :lol2:

    April 2024 I will have been a member for 20 years.

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    Chelsea is so dumb and gay. They buy and sell 24 players in a season, change ownership and manager, and they think they are going to win the EPL. Dude. Squad shakeup is a huge ordeal.

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    Also, I watch matches with closed captions on in case I mute it. I don't know if it's a person writing the CCs or a machine, but the British Accent of the commentator saying "Graham Potter" made the American English CC: "Grandfather"

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    Damn, that ruled-out Benfica goal is nasty.
     
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    Bjerknes

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    You could finally just give up pretending to be a Juve fan lol
    You are the ultimate authority on who is a real JJ fan and who is not, so I will leave that up to you. But I must say, I wouldn’t mind if JJ was relegated, or worse, as a personal sacrifice if somehow, someway, the stars aligned for the US to lift the World Cup. That would be the pinnacle of sport to me, and I would assume most Americans would agree. Well, other than the eye ties who live here.
     

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    You are the ultimate authority on who is a real JJ fan and who is not, so I will leave that up to you. But I must say, I wouldn’t mind if JJ was relegated, or worse, as a personal sacrifice if somehow, someway, the stars aligned for the US to lift the World Cup. That would be the pinnacle of sport to me, and I would assume most Americans would agree. Well, other than the eye ties who live here.
    Nah. One doesn’t have to even be much of a fan to see you as someone who hasn’t really supported the club in years. You get more excited by Juve’s failures and losses. Fair play to you. Do your thing. :p
     
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    Seven

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    You are the ultimate authority on who is a real JJ fan and who is not, so I will leave that up to you. But I must say, I wouldn’t mind if JJ was relegated, or worse, as a personal sacrifice if somehow, someway, the stars aligned for the US to lift the World Cup. That would be the pinnacle of sport to me, and I would assume most Americans would agree. Well, other than the eye ties who live here.
    I understand that sentiment.

    But fortunately this is not something you will have to worry about for quite some time to come.
     

    Bjerknes

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    Nah. One doesn’t have to even be much of a fan to see you as someone who hasn’t really supported the club in years. You get more excited by Juve’s failures and losses. Fair play to you. Do your thing. :p
    Then give me something, anything. Remove this ridiculously stubborn dinosaur of a coach who puts a million men behind the ball against fucking Freiburg at home. Stop pulling nonsensical accounting tricks just to sign some shit spent goods from other clubs that nobody else wants. Perhaps sign some good young talents for a change. Maybe instead of loaning out our best young primavera players, keep them. Maybe utilize the likes of Fagioli and others before the season already ended due to poor performances and point reductions. Perhaps just be a club that any normal person would want to support in the modern era. Or just do anything. Please, I beg you, just do fucking something other than this garbage. Until then, this club isn't getting a dime from me, and I have $$$ to spend.

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    I understand that sentiment.

    But fortunately this is not something you will have to worry about for quite some time to come.
    Probably. But that doesn't mean I can't hope for it, right? I get much more enjoyment rooting for the US as an underdog than JJ playing like underdogs against bottom dwellers. That's not why I started following this club as a kid in the 90's.
     

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    Then give me something, anything. Remove this ridiculously stubborn dinosaur of a coach who puts a million men behind the ball against fucking Freiburg at home. Stop pulling nonsensical accounting tricks just to sign some shit spent goods from other clubs that nobody else wants. Perhaps sign some good young talents for a change. Maybe instead of loaning out our best young primavera players, keep them. Maybe utilize the likes of Fagioli and others before the season already ended due to poor performances and point reductions. Perhaps just be a club that any normal person would want to support in the modern era. Or just do anything. Please, I beg you, just do fucking something other than this garbage. Until then, this club isn't getting a dime from me, and I have $$$ to spend.
    We just came off 9 straight scudetti, including 4 straight domestic doubles, and playing in 2 CL finals. Where we destroyed the league with 90+ pt seasons the norm. You still bitched the entire time. :baus:

    We’re in a 3 year dry spell. Hopefully we fire Max and that changes next season. But why are you making shit up again? Put a million men behind the ball against Freiburg? We outshot them 19-1. Read that again. Maybe actually watch the match, as you said you didn’t. Vlahovic and Di Maria had zero defensive duties in that match. And we pressed our wide players high up the pitch. We’ve had lots of shit matches getting pinned back this season by mediocre teams, but Freiburg very obviously wasn’t one of them
     

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