What Are You Doing Right Now? (217 Viewers)

[Siamak]

who wants challenge me?

 

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[swag]

Biggest joke for me lately is how often news articles use the phrase “makes history”.

 

[.zero]

Kimmel’s ascent over the past 25 years has been rather astounding.

 

[Wings]

Biggest joke for me lately is how often news articles use the phrase “makes history”.

Yo, Instagram's years are like 5 seconds. Too much history.

 

[Strickland]

who wants challenge me?

Next sports should be guys kneeing each other in the nuts, whoever stops first loses

 

[swag]

Kimmel’s ascent over the past 25 years has been rather astounding.

Twenty years on ABC and still not funny.

 

[U Picciriddu]

Last night while doing the dishes out of all things I had this crazy thought. So if God created the earth and men; and we literally exist out of stardust (like 97% of our bodies relate to exploded stars) does that mean that God is the sun; or multiple old suns?

Then fast forward a few hours and some healthy amount of thc in my body; why the hell are we worshiping Jezus and not the sun if the sun factually provides of with life

And then I found it that the whole Catholic Church is based on the sun. Along with many other ancient religions where the sun played a central role. And that makes sense because if you want to worship the creator of the earth you should worship the stars who granted the necessary elements for life simply by exploding.

Now here’s my take; religion is astrology with a huge amount of sociology added to it along with many stories about catastrophic events that happened during the Younger Dryas. Many things are made comprehensible by changing the stars to mythical and fictional figures. And then there’s the abusive role of political figures (like the church) which changed narratives and stuff. But the essence is astronomy and astrology

I went full circle.

Biggest clusterfuck I’ve ever had. Small disclaimer here I’m not even religious

 

[Siamak]

Next sports should be guys kneeing each other in the nuts, whoever stops first loses

should be laying on their anaus and keep rubbing, whoever gets ejaculated is loser.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

should be laying on their anaus and keep rubbing, whoever gets ejaculate is loser.

 

[Firestarter]

should be laying on their anaus and keep rubbing, whoever gets ejaculated is loser.

Sir this is a Wendy's

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

....and as the franchise owner, that question was on the damn application!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Take the "R" out of Gary Oldman's name.

 

[swag]

Yo, Instagram's years are like 5 seconds. Too much history.

5 seconds for Instagram, 10 milliseconds for TikTok.

should be laying on their anaus and keep rubbing, whoever gets ejaculated is loser.

Is that like a new twist on taint sunning I didn't know about?

Take the "R" out of Gary Oldman's name.

And add an "S" to make "Toys R Sus"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What up gays and militant fascists?

 

[.zero]

Knock knock

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Go fuck yourself.

 

[swag]

Someone told a coworker that my birthday is also "Pi Day". Being European, he's like, "Yeah, we don't have that here."

Meaning April 31 doesn't exist on the calendar.

I approve of that answer.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What are you talking about?

 

[Seven]

Someone told a coworker that my birthday is also "Pi Day". Being European, he's like, "Yeah, we don't have that here."

Meaning April 31 doesn't exist on the calendar.

I approve of that answer.

Oh we have that here. It's customary to say "Happy Pi Day" and then the person you're saying it to says "Fuck you, moron".

 

[.zero]

Someone told a coworker that my birthday is also "Pi Day". Being European, he's like, "Yeah, we don't have that here."

Meaning April 31 doesn't exist on the calendar.

I approve of that answer.

Pls mansplain