What Are You Doing Right Now? (236 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

When Alex Jones thinks you're fucking nuts

 

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[Bjerknes]

I need to pee but the apartment is cold and my bed is warm

In college, I was super hungover (not surprisingly) and my bedroom door somehow became jammed. Since I couldn't get out until my roomate came back, and I had to piss, I was left with only a few undesirable options. At first, I tried pissing out the window, which was one of those "V" shaped windows on a hinge. So standing on my bed with the window open, I gave it a whiz. That didn't really work, as the window wasn't big enough to get a good stream angle. So I ended up just pissing on the floor.

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When Alex Jones thinks you're fucking nuts

Glad he said "I don't agree with that."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

In college, I was super hungover (not surprisingly) and my bedroom door somehow became jammed. Since I couldn't get out until my roomate came back, and I had to piss, I was left with only a few undesirable options. At first, I tried pissing out the window, which was one of those "V" shaped windows on a hinge. So standing on my bed with the window open, I gave it a whiz. That didn't really work, as the window wasn't big enough to get a good stream angle. So I ended up just pissing on the floor.

I remember your beating on the door to let you out after about 11am. I feel like that was a 7am action.

 

[Bjerknes]

I remember your beating on the door to let you out after about 11am. I feel like that was a 7am action.

That's probably about right. Was that the same night you fell asleep in hallway and Corey was gone?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's probably about right. Was that the same night you fell asleep in hallway and Corey was gone?

Corey was gone, but that wasn't the same night, because you had to let me in your apartment.

If you were locked in and I was locked out, we would have had a hell of a time.

 

[Bjerknes]

Corey was gone, but that wasn't the same night, because you had to let me in your apartment.

If you were locked in and I was locked out, we would have had a hell of a time.

True that.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Ye is at it again, folks.

Guess the lawsuits finally got to him.

 

[Bjerknes]

Guess the lawsuits finally got to him.

I think he's trying to rack up as many as he can.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[JuveJay]

Only buying if I can customise to Whiteskins.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Cocaine is a helluva drug, speaking of this is a mighty glorious twitter thread @Bjerknes

 

[Bjerknes]

Cocaine is a helluva drug, speaking of this is a mighty glorious twitter thread @Bjerknes

That is good.

I know some white people in Dubai that don't usually drink but instead do cocaine. They love it and do it quite often, and I'm wondering if my one friend visting them right now is all coked up. She probably is.

Me? Not trying that shit, no way.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Damn, sucks that guy didn't successfully kill himself and he had failed attempts.

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That is good.

I know some white people in Dubai that don't usually drink but instead do cocaine. They love it and do it quite often, and I'm wondering if my one friend visting them right now is all coked up. She probably is.

Me? Not trying that shit, no way.

Who are you talking about?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

That is good.

I know some white people in Dubai that don't usually drink but instead do cocaine. They love it and do it quite often, and I'm wondering if my one friend visting them right now is all coked up. She probably is.

Me? Not trying that shit, no way.

I had some murican transplant in berlin give me the same spiel about meth. She almost convinced me to try it.

 

[Tomice]

Ye is at it again, folks.

So many vaulters exploiting the man on their platform while he goes through a mental break is Sicking, no shame.

Still hilarious

 

[lgorTudor]

Caucasians is offensive to me as a Washington Cumskins fan

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So many vaulters exploiting the man on their platform while he goes through a mental break is Sicking, no shame.

Still hilarious

No. He is a fucking clown and has been for over a decade. His mental break is entertaining and he’s an entertainer. I just hope, like his entire ex-wife’s family, he dies in a car accident. After all, he maimed a guy while driving.

 

[Tomice]

No. He is a fucking clown and has been for over a decade. His mental break is entertaining and he’s an entertainer. I just hope, like his entire ex-wife’s family, he dies in a car accident. After all, he maimed a guy while driving.

I don't disagree, it's not in his defense. Both can be true

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Kanye is a psyop. Potential MK Ultra victim

 

[lgorTudor]

That's probably about right. Was that the same night you fell asleep in hallway and Corey was gone?

Corey was gone, but that wasn't the same night, because you had to let me in your apartment.

If you were locked in and I was locked out, we would have had a hell of a time.

You know each other IRL?

Have you also met his two brothers Todd and Timothy who were victims of 9/11 terrorist attack?

Glad that tuz helped through the hard times