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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
The name is Siamak
Don’t gloat over your German spellchecker superiority. It’s the price we pay for not having Christmas carols about Der Weihnachtsmann avenging the murder of Jesus at the hands of the Jews.

America will survive and thrive

while the rest of the planet plays grab ass
Depending on the ass, that could be good or not so good.
 

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Siamak

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Aug 13, 2013
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Lol, why wouldn't he apply for citizenship? I guess he lost his right to claim citizenship and will have to start from zero again.

Yeah it's scary but it should be okay in my case. My start date will be delayed for a month though.
I don't know about citizenship. but 99% companies in Europea(non english speaking countries) would need you to have good language skills and this a road block for many of job seekers.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,526
It's the holidays, so working on my latest culinary creation ... self-basting babies. :heart:
Lol I think this is the second time your twisted mind has reminded me of one of my workout songs

Nigga, what? You ain't even seen me in my prime
Eatin' baby brains, baby veins, baby spines
I know they be cryin' when I'm cuttin' off the neck
I'm peelin' off the skin for some bacon-fried croquette
Baby villain spine, that baby-killin' mind
A fifth pint of gin cause I know I'm doin' time
So catch me now before I do my next crime
My kids' gotta eat, somebody's baby's on the line, nigga
 

IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
18,923
Lol I think this is the second time your twisted mind has reminded me of one of my workout songs

Nigga, what? You ain't even seen me in my prime
Eatin' baby brains, baby veins, baby spines
I know they be cryin' when I'm cuttin' off the neck
I'm peelin' off the skin for some bacon-fried croquette
Baby villain spine, that baby-killin' mind
A fifth pint of gin cause I know I'm doin' time
So catch me now before I do my next crime
My kids' gotta eat, somebody's baby's on the line, nigga
Listen, if I was really crazy I'd run up inside an orphanage
And torment kids, and beat babies faces with bags of oranges
Fake my origin and tell people that I was born to sin
I'd go back to feeling molested porn again (Yeahhh)
I would murder a nigga then steal his body from whatever morgue it's in
And take it back to an alley to torture it
Study all of the Freddy Kruegor, Michael Myers, and Chuckie horror flicks
(Baby is that a knife that you have in your hand?) Of course it is!
I'd run around crazy like the Afghans do with some black camp boots wearin' a fuckin' Batman suit
And scream at bitches like I'm Fatman Scoop (C'MERE!)
And tell them to take a deep breath cause this will be their last chance to
I'd hate on everyone who sane and gifted (Yup)
Claim that my brain is missing while sniffing cocaine
And then cut my dick for the Pain Olympics
If I was crazy I would go pick up the mic and use it
And tell Dwayne Carter that I really like his music (Shit)
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
Virtual weddings are without a doubt dumb

compounding on top of weddings in general
Unless your wedding photos are screen caps from Animal Crossing.

99% of weddings are dumb. Just have a party and leave it at that.
For most people, yes. But there's value in ritual. A small gathering of people you know well who serve as witnesses to support your union as a community, that's something.

The rest is an industrial complex of greed and drunks.

love to doing it!

You know Ronaldo no longer plays for Juve. ;)

UK visa decision should be arriving today.

Palms are spaghetti, my arse is sweaty
What's it like to live in a country where they actually make immigration decisions?
 

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