apparently her target audience are men, so who’s the idiot here really?
also, I would totally buy a candle that smells like DiCaprio’s musky ballsacks
You know, that was my business idea several years ago. With people going nuts for tastes-about-as-good-as-where-it-comes-from
civet coffee (it's a thing for people with no taste and too much money ... don't ask), I had a business idea. Why not do celebrity civet coffee?
Basically, buy coffee roasted from beans that are crapped out of Angelina Jolie's ass. Celebrity provenance would jack the price even further.
Though now I suppose each celebrity loaf will have to come with an NFT where you can lookup the authenticated photo of them pinching one off.
I am so suing Gwyneth Colonblow if she dares do this.