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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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My neighbor is blasting the original soundtrack to "The Sound of Music" out his window, and I am receiving emails addressed from "ShamWow Benefits".

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Quick question for the gentiles

did he rise?
Like the Pillsbury Doughboy with morning wood.

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are the emails from Vince himself?
Now that would be most welcome spam.

A woman in a long-term relationship with a 92-year-old German chandelier has been told that her attraction to historic light fittings is not considered to be a protected sexual orientation.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2...handeliers-not-a-sexual-orientation-ipso-says

Controversial.

The Great Purple One would defo get down with a candelabrum.
 

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Sep 4, 2006
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So I received my pittance check from the Federal govt. If the Govt thinks I need money then why is it sending me a check that isnt even worth going outside to cash and if the govt thinks i have enough money then why is it sending me any money at all?
 

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