What Are You Doing Right Now? (222 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

Only on tuz

I would personally like to thank you for joking about Arabs being camel-fuckers and triggering @Hist enough to keep him away from the forums. Your efforts are appreciated.

 

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[X Æ A-12]

slit her throat from ear to ear, oldschool

I came back from work, saw like 5 cop buses stand around, for a second I was scared they found my 'school work' folder on the external drive

But then my neighbour from Napoli told me all details that he for some reason knew

But can you account for your whereabouts during the throat slitting?

Oh and wtf do you mean by "in my house?" Does that mean something different in communist Europe? Is a large apartment complex what you consider a house or in your 5 bedroom domicile where you all share a kitchen and living room, with people you trust, one of your roomates was murdered by someone else?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Yeah, that sounds more than a bit concerning

 

[lgorTudor]

But can you account for your whereabouts during the throat slitting?

Oh and wtf do you mean by "in my house?" Does that mean something different in communist Europe? Is a large apartment complex what you consider a house or in your 5 bedroom domicile where you all share a kitchen and living room, with people you trust, one of your roomates was murdered by someone else?

apartment building like the one in Seinfeld or Friends
Said 'my' in the way you can say 'my city' or 'my company' or 'my football team' when you are associated with something but have no owning rights - like when Americans say 'my foreskin'

 

[Wittl]

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In @lgorTudor's hood in Frankfurt the 13 year olds shove vodka soaked tampons up their vag to get drunk in no time.

Thanks, now I disire to lick a vodka pussy.

 

[X Æ A-12]

@Dru


Have the Ronaldo underwear showed up? How are they?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Thanks, now I disire to lick a vodka pussy.

I guess that beats sipping Jack out of raunchy belly buttons at Rock Im Park.

 

[X Æ A-12]

a saw bumper sticker on a minivan that read "child with autism on board"

 

[lgorTudor]

a saw bumper sticker on a minivan that read "child with autism on board"

bring your dad his car back

 

[.zero]

@Dru


Have the Ronaldo underwear showed up? How are they?

Comfortable and delicious

 

[X Æ A-12]

who all has tried the Keto diet?

 

[Enron]

who all has tried the Keto diet?

I’ve done it a couple of times. It takes a lot of discipline.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I’ve done it a couple of times. It takes a lot of discipline.

2 questions.

Did it work?

Can you drink alcohol?

 

[DAiDEViL]

bring your dad his car back

 

[Lapa]

 

[lgorTudor]

who all has tried the Keto diet?

wanna lose some weight?
better cut the one nutrient that delivers most satiation per calories and that your body is best at utilizing and that delivers energy for your brain and muscle

don't be a ketard like some middle aged lady reading from TV magazine

 

[X Æ A-12]

wanna lose some weight?
better cut the one nutrient that delivers most satiation per calories and that your body is best at utilizing and that delivers energy for your brain and muscle

don't be a ketard like some middle aged lady reading from TV magazine

Alcohol?

 

[lgorTudor]

Alcohol?

only a couple of beers per day are permitted

 

[X Æ A-12]

only a couple of beers per day are permitted

About 4-5 is usually enough to stop the shaking

 

[Lapa]