JUVESUPPORTER

Senior Member
Aug 25, 2003
712
Your puta gotta squat more often
Oh I know. Especially considering some of the asses around here, fucking insane.

Honestly I go to the gym and every single bird is crazy hot. Women that would grind any gym in Europe/America to a halt if they came in to workout. And at any given time there will 5-10 girls working out of that kind of standard. I go to a crazy expensive gym its $40 a month which is so high for Cali so most of the girls in my gym are already married to extremely wealthy Colombians.

I never go for half bitten fruit but there was one girl I had been chatting to for weeks, dead ringer for Suni Sweeney bodywise and face like Beyonce. I was leaving the gym at same time as her and walked outside and noticed a brand new Audi black jeep with two cars a piece in front of and behind it to pick her up. Some seriously dodgy Colombians smoking outside of the cars so yeah.......NOPE.
 

InterMerda

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2016
1,453
Oh I know. Especially considering some of the asses around here, fucking insane.

Honestly I go to the gym and every single bird is crazy hot. Women that would grind any gym in Europe/America to a halt if they came in to workout. And at any given time there will 5-10 girls working out of that kind of standard. I go to a crazy expensive gym its $40 a month which is so high for Cali so most of the girls in my gym are already married to extremely wealthy Colombians.

I never go for half bitten fruit but there was one girl I had been chatting to for weeks, dead ringer for Suni Sweeney bodywise and face like Beyonce. I was leaving the gym at same time as her and walked outside and noticed a brand new Audi black jeep with two cars a piece in front of and behind it to pick her up. Some seriously dodgy Colombians smoking outside of the cars so yeah.......NOPE.

I know man... I've been to Cali myself. There are tons of smoking hot bitches over there but they feel so plastic (must be the fake tits). I think they call them cuchibarbies or something like that. Man if Colombian girls weren't such gold diggers, they'd make perfect wives... With their sexy accent, big asses and arepa cooking skills.

Anyways, last night I met two Uruguayan girls at a club. The one I talked to the most is 28 but still hot. I've never smashed an Uruguayan lassie before so I'm kinda excited... We're going out tonight with her friend and my friend to some Latino club. It should be the perfect place para perrear if you know what I mean.
 

DAiDEViL

Senior Member
Feb 21, 2015
64,581

I know man... I've been to Cali myself. There are tons of smoking hot bitches over there but they feel so plastic (must be the fake tits). I think they call them cuchibarbies or something like that. Man if Colombian girls weren't such gold diggers, they'd make perfect wives... With their sexy accent, big asses and arepa cooking skills.

Anyways, last night I met two Uruguayan girls at a club. The one I talked to the most is 28 but still hot. I've never smashed an Uruguayan lassie before so I'm kinda excited... We're going out tonight with her friend and my friend to some Latino club. It should be the perfect place para perrear if you know what I mean.
:sergio:
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,484
What? Not many girls make it to 28 before getting fat and wrinkled.
First you talk all excited about dating an 18 year old like you were waiting outside her house for years until she was legally "kosher", and now this? You know who you are?


You are this guy:





@Post Ironic @Enron @Hustini @Dru
 

JUVESUPPORTER

Senior Member
Aug 25, 2003
712

I know man... I've been to Cali myself. There are tons of smoking hot bitches over there but they feel so plastic (must be the fake tits). I think they call them cuchibarbies or something like that. Man if Colombian girls weren't such gold diggers, they'd make perfect wives... With their sexy accent, big asses and arepa cooking skills.

Anyways, last night I met two Uruguayan girls at a club. The one I talked to the most is 28 but still hot. I've never smashed an Uruguayan lassie before so I'm kinda excited... We're going out tonight with her friend and my friend to some Latino club. It should be the perfect place para perrear if you know what I mean.
Yeah I wouldn't be too excited about Uruguayan girls, they're pretty similar to American/European in the sack. Colombian, Venezuelan, Costa Rica, Dominica, Puerto Rico, Jamaica, Cuba - those girls bring something to the table. They are a whole different ball game to what we are used to. They cum so easily, are incredibly passionate and horny all the time. They are dirty as fuck and are incredibly sexy in how they carry themselves.

For me Uruguayans and Argentinians are too vanilla. Outside of the slums the people act pretty much European. Plain and boring.

As for the 28 years old comment. Fucking hell. I am that age and I don't think its overly old. What age are you? Most people on this forum are probably way over that age. Kyle is pushing 50 I am pretty sure.

However enjoy your night and don't forget: A real Tuz poster always provides photos for the Tuz community. It bonds us together.
 

Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
@Kyle

:shifty: :rofl:

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First you talk all excited about dating an 18 year old like you were waiting outside her house for years until she was legally "kosher", and now this? You know who you are?


You are this guy:





@Post Ironic @Enron @Hustini @Dru
:lol2:
I loved that movie so much in my youth. :heart:

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@Kyle is out camping with a bunch of hairy vegan chicks this weekend, right? Wonder if any of them rock a good unibrow? :mut: @DAiDEViL
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,524
Lol love seeing @Kyle get roasted, completely deserves it. I wonder if the carrots and celeries the vegan chicks packed are keeping him satisfied. Maybe they end up sticking them in his bum hole
 

InterMerda

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2016
1,453
You're clearly meeting the wrong 28 year olds :sergio:
That's probably true. I gotta stop going to shitty clubs.

May be true for Mexican 28 year olds. They usually have 5 kids by then.
Idk about that tbh. Haven't met many Mexican girls. If God is good, I'll be going to Cancun next year.

First you talk all excited about dating an 18 year old like you were waiting outside her house for years until she was legally "kosher", and now this? You know who you are?
Dude she was a one night stand. I was excited cause she was barely legal and I hadn't had such a young pussie in ages.

Yeah I wouldn't be too excited about Uruguayan girls, they're pretty similar to American/European in the sack. Colombian, Venezuelan, Costa Rica, Dominica, Puerto Rico, Jamaica, Cuba - those girls bring something to the table. They are a whole different ball game to what we are used to. They cum so easily, are incredibly passionate and horny all the time. They are dirty as fuck and are incredibly sexy in how they carry themselves.

For me Uruguayans and Argentinians are too vanilla. Outside of the slums the people act pretty much European. Plain and boring.

As for the 28 years old comment. Fucking hell. I am that age and I don't think its overly old. What age are you? Most people on this forum are probably way over that age. Kyle is pushing 50 I am pretty sure.

However enjoy your night and don't forget: A real Tuz poster always provides photos for the Tuz community. It bonds us together.
I've dated an argie girl before, I really loved it. Argies and uruguayans are really cool people.

Lol love seeing @Kyle get roasted, completely deserves it. I wonder if the carrots and celeries the vegan chicks packed are keeping him satisfied. Maybe they end up sticking them in his bum hole
:lol:
 

InterMerda

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2016
1,453
You're clearly meeting the wrong 28 year olds :sergio:
That's probably true. I gotta stop going to shitty clubs.

May be true for Mexican 28 year olds. They usually have 5 kids by then.
Idk about that tbh. Haven't met many Mexican girls. If God is good, I'll be going to Cancun next year.

First you talk all excited about dating an 18 year old like you were waiting outside her house for years until she was legally "kosher", and now this? You know who you are?
Dude she was a one night stand. I was excited cause she was barely legal and I hadn't had such a young pussie in ages.

Yeah I wouldn't be too excited about Uruguayan girls, they're pretty similar to American/European in the sack. Colombian, Venezuelan, Costa Rica, Dominica, Puerto Rico, Jamaica, Cuba - those girls bring something to the table. They are a whole different ball game to what we are used to. They cum so easily, are incredibly passionate and horny all the time. They are dirty as fuck and are incredibly sexy in how they carry themselves.

For me Uruguayans and Argentinians are too vanilla. Outside of the slums the people act pretty much European. Plain and boring.

As for the 28 years old comment. Fucking hell. I am that age and I don't think its overly old. What age are you? Most people on this forum are probably way over that age. Kyle is pushing 50 I am pretty sure.

However enjoy your night and don't forget: A real Tuz poster always provides photos for the Tuz community. It bonds us together.
I've dated an argie girl before, I really loved it. Argies and uruguayans are really cool people.

Lol love seeing @Kyle get roasted, completely deserves it. I wonder if the carrots and celeries the vegan chicks packed are keeping him satisfied. Maybe they end up sticking them in his bum hole
:lol:
 

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