Wings

Banter era connoiseur
Contributor
Jul 15, 2002
21,812
Well its a holiday in Colombia.

I have a half bottle of Johnnie Walker (cheap red label), a bag of cocaine and a girl I met from last night coming over.

On the downside I lost my card last night. I rang VISA to get emergency cash but it looks like the Western Unions will be closed by the time they confirm with my bank and ring me with transaction number.

I have $2 to my name until I get WU'ed my money. Need to pay $70 to have my replacement card DHL'ed as well. Sucks.
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.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
83,583
Well its a holiday in Colombia.

I have a half bottle of Johnnie Walker (cheap red label), a bag of cocaine and a girl I met from last night coming over.

On the downside I lost my card last night. I rang VISA to get emergency cash but it looks like the Western Unions will be closed by the time they confirm with my bank and ring me with transaction number.

I have $2 to my name until I get WU'ed my money. Need to pay $70 to have my replacement card DHL'ed as well. Sucks.
This is one giant humble brag
 

IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
18,980
Well its a holiday in Colombia.

I have a half bottle of Johnnie Walker (cheap red label), a bag of cocaine and a girl I met from last night coming over.

On the downside I lost my card last night. I rang VISA to get emergency cash but it looks like the Western Unions will be closed by the time they confirm with my bank and ring me with transaction number.

I have $2 to my name until I get WU'ed my money. Need to pay $70 to have my replacement card DHL'ed as well. Sucks.
Il nuovo IliveForJuve.
 

JUVESUPPORTER

Senior Member
Aug 25, 2003
712
thought outside the box, got blazed (spliff costs 50 cent here), girl came over, she bought me (nice welcome change) a cheeseburger, mac and cheese (shocked they know what it even is here) and chips covered in cheese sauce and a creamy egg. She then went to the shop and bought me a 3 litre Pepsi.

Needless to say its been amazing.
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,437
thought outside the box, got blazed (spliff costs 50 cent here), girl came over, she bought me (nice welcome change) a cheeseburger, mac and cheese (shocked they know what it even is here) and chips covered in cheese sauce and a creamy egg. She then went to the shop and bought me a 3 litre Pepsi.

Needless to say its been amazing.
This is proof that all that you have speaking off has been a lie.

There is no such thing as 3L Pepsi.
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,703
:lol::lol:
@ALC pls confirm
Confirmed. I think it’s due to a lack of proper health education.

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The puppy was staying with my parents ever since I got him. Took him to the city for the first time and he’s getting so spooked from all the lights and sounds. Fucking south street, I need to move.
 

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