Monty

Tuz Royalty
May 2, 2017
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thought outside the box, got blazed (spliff costs 50 cent here), girl came over, she bought me (nice welcome change) a cheeseburger, mac and cheese (shocked they know what it even is here) and chips covered in cheese sauce and a creamy egg. She then went to the shop and bought me a 3 litre Pepsi.

Needless to say its been amazing.
and then what happened?
 

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X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
88,277
The puppy was staying with my parents ever since I got him. Took him to the city for the first time and he’s getting so spooked from all the lights and sounds. Fucking south street, I need to move.
Are you at leas comforting him with constant head scratches and "whose a good boy?"'s?
 

Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
16,545
Does he also own 20 guns to protect himself
Don't know. But I bet he thinks ultimate freedom is the right to own a gun a bit liek Hustini's ultimate freedom is the right to have house plastered with CCTV so he can spy on his wife and vice versa

MURICA. FUCK YEAH! FREEEEEEEEEEEdumb
 

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