What Are You Doing Right Now? (251 Viewers)

[Wittl]

GF is freaking out about being pregnant

So this is a post from january in the ‚tuz parent thread :

She is carrying no child

I'm not ready to be a father. I can barely wipe my own ass.

Spoiler

PS: toilet paper is for monkeys. Civilized and clean people use bidets.

Things change fast.

 

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[IliveForJuve]

Like she's just late or confirmed pregnant?


Is this the rich one? maybe you could quit the rat race now and live off of her

Just late.

Yeah, she's the rich one. I'll increase my net worth by at least a couple of million Euros

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So this is a post from january in the ‚tuz parent thread :



Things change fast.

Hopefully nothing has changed.

Will get a pregnancy test tonight so I can sleep better.

 

[swag]

You get this to celebrate 'Tuz current state: drama




It's weekend, baby.

You know I am going to be in Lisbon when that shit hits town next month.

Aren't most US senators complete bumbling idiots and/or old cretins? I suppose you only have to be good at one thing or inherit well to have a lot of money, and with it, power. In an ideal world the most intelligent people would hold such positions.

Show me a country with elected officials, and I'll show you people who are clueless about how their citizenry actually get through their days.

 

[swag]

Sometimes I fake being a 21-year-old...

Like right now, while I'm catching Elohim's set at Coachella live on YooToobe:

https://coachella.withyoutube.com/

 

[Zacheryah]

@Zacheryah

Do they use both delta and wye power distribution in Belgium?

Delta yes. WYE depends on the area. Friend of mine in a rater older area surprisingly had the option to take wye so he did

 

[Dostoevsky]

I'd rather be a cuckold than a young father tho.

People invented time. It's not like you're young really.

 

[ALC]

Delta yes. WYE depends on the area. Friend of mine in a rater older area surprisingly had the option to take wye so he did

Very interesting, thanks for the answer man! Explains some of my recent work projects

 

[IliveForJuve]

@Zacheryah, should I take finasteride for hair loss or will I get erectile dysfunction?

 

[DAiDEViL]

Stop dropping pills and snorting powder

 

[X Æ A-12]

@Zacheryah, should I take finasteride for hair loss or will I get erectile dysfunction?

get hair transplant surgery ala Conte



Just had a first. I was down at the grocery store coincidentally wearing an old Juve shirt when suddenly I hear someone talking some shit behind me. I wasn't really listening until they started talking louder and then noticed two overweight, spectral neckbeards a few feet to the left of me were loudly ripping on Juventus and talking about how we got smashed by Real. Of course they weren't looking at me or talking directly to me but were clearly talking loud enough so I would here.

Weird experience, a few years ago the autistic manchilds of America wouldn't have known what Juventus even was. I blame reddit.

 

[Osman]

Please don't reproduce

Truthism right there.


Seriously, don't Claudio.

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[Osman]

People invented time. It's not like you're young really.

Yeah a century or two ago his age would be what we see 40s as now. Well on your way to adulthood because you were seen as adult in early teens back then.

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[GordoDeCentral]

@Zacheryah, should I take finasteride for hair loss or will I get erectile dysfunction?

Very low chance of ED, and most studies show that it is more psychosomatic than actual drug side effect.

 

[swag]

get hair transplant surgery ala Conte



Just had a first. I was down at the grocery store coincidentally wearing an old Juve shirt when suddenly I hear someone talking some shit behind me. I wasn't really listening until they started talking louder and then noticed two overweight, spectral neckbeards a few feet to the left of me were loudly ripping on Juventus and talking about how we got smashed by Real. Of course they weren't looking at me or talking directly to me but were clearly talking loud enough so I would here.

Weird experience, a few years ago the autistic manchilds of America wouldn't have known what Juventus even was. I blame reddit.

That is seriously weaksauce.

 

[Zacheryah]

@Zacheryah, should I take finasteride for hair loss or will I get erectile dysfunction?

Its oral. If you get erectile dysfunction stop taking it and you should be fine after a week if you have no excisting conditions that are taken in account

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Very interesting, thanks for the answer man! Explains some of my recent work projects

This actually reminds me, we're moving in our new house at august 1, that i should check what they got.

House got solar panels, so havent checked the incomming line yet, but always handy to know

 

[DAiDEViL]

And you are not cause you already know

Cause he poked holes into condoms

 

[IliveForJuve]

Its oral. If you get erectile dysfunction stop taking it and you should be fine after a week if you have no excisting conditions that are taken in account

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This actually reminds me, we're moving in our new house at august 1, that i should check what they got.

House got solar panels, so havent checked the incomming line yet, but always handy to know

Doctor didn't even ask for blood work as he prescribed me finasteride

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Cause he poked holes into condoms

Lol, not yet.

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Have any of you folks been unfaithful? If so, how did it turn out in the end?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

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Have any of you folks been unfaithful? If so, how did it turn out in the end?

Just forgive her for getting pregnant for another dude. If that's what it takes to sponge off of her for the rest of your life, be a loving step-dad.

 

[Wittl]

Have any of you folks been unfaithful? If so, how did it turn out in the end?

With poking holes into condoms.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Just forgive her for getting pregnant for another dude. If that's what it takes to sponge off of her for the rest of your life, be a loving step-dad.

I'd rather be gay and live off Fr3sh's salary in Northern Canada.