What Are You Doing Right Now? (208 Viewers)

[DAiDEViL]

Does she look black?

 

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[lgorTudor]

There is only one test to see if you are white or not.


You like a girl with flat ass?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

With each drink my standards drop lower and lower

 

[X Æ A-12]

There is only one test to see if you are white or not.


You like a girl with flat ass?

I would think the ultimate test is if you like Seinfeld. only white people are that neurotic.

 

[lgorTudor]

I would think the ultimate test is if you like Seinfeld. only white people are that neurotic.

That Seinfeld episode where they couldn't tell if Elaine's bf is black or not and he in return wondered if Elaine was a latina Best sitcom ever

 

[CrimsonianKing]

I’m married drunk and happy bitches

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I’m married drunk and happy bitches

Fuck man. I'm so sorry. It's gonma hurt tomorrow

 

[DAiDEViL]

I would think the ultimate test is if you like Seinfeld. only white people are that neurotic.

 

[Nomuken]

I’m married drunk and happy bitches

Congratulations man it has to be so relieving after all the crap with the wedding planning and the seating chart. No more stress it's over, you and ur lady can just enjoy each other.

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Best sitcom was Fresh Prince of Bel Air

 

[Nzoric]

That Seinfeld episode where they couldn't tell if Elaine's bf is black or not and he in return wondered if Elaine was a latina Best sitcom ever

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[swag]

Okay, srsly, @Quetzalcoatl

I need a description of the latina you're trying to cheat on your woman with.

I second this.

So my work's Christmas party ended in a brawl and police riot van turning up

Sounds proper. Happy holidays.

Nice. Memories to last a lifetime

And the burning sensation when you pee.

Mine too, but their are too many LDS in the office for it to be fun.

Church of Latter Day Saints?

Guess who’s getting married tomorrow, biatchees??

Right now I’m a mix of feeling like I’ve being thrown in jail but happy about it too.

Congrats! Did you at least have fun at your own wedding?

Fritz Lang's M

Can there be any other choice? @CrimsonianKing

How about you?

Oh, M is a very good choice here.

Some purposeless cum receptacle at work gave me artisianal handsoap for christmas. It looks expensive but i am male, 25 and straight why in the ever fucking hell would i want this. Giving me nothing wouldve been more generous

I thought millennials banned soap. At least the non-liquid variety. Better for the environment to make all those plastic bottles.

Soap is for the poor.

I exfoliate my skin with cocaine.

I prefer hookers.

Dude it’s marriage. That shit is the norm.

The more I thought about this, the more it's kinda true. A girl won't pull that shit if you don't have some kind of commitment.

My girl thought I was white, she didn't know I was a wetback.

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Introduced her to this on our first date

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Some women are better satisfied by maize.

 

[Enron]

Church of Latter Day Saints?

Yep, no booze. No hot beverages. Family games and prizes.

 

[swag]

Yep, no booze. No hot beverages. Family games and prizes.

I always thought being LDS meant you publicly proclaimed you were sober, but secretly you always drank a private stash.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I love when @swag deca-replies

 

[X Æ A-12]

I always thought being LDS meant you publicly proclaimed you were sober, but secretly you always drank a private stash.

Funny I thought that was Baptism

And it was liquid soap. I left it on my desk at work and I think the cleaning people may have stolen it over night. Probably to bath in it like Iliveforjuve wanted to

 

[swag]

I love when @swag deca-replies

It's what I do.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

@swag ❤️

 

[IliveForJuve]

A guy I knew from my old neighborhood died last night.

Such a shame really... he was only 20 years old and had a stupid death.

 

[Nomuken]

How did he go?

 

[IliveForJuve]

How did he go?

A friend of his threw his keys on a rooftop, so he tried to recover them. I'm not exactly sure how it happened but he fell off somewhere when trying to recover them.

He hit his head against something and probably died right on the spot.

Such is life. He was always bullied as a kid and just died due to an act of bullying.