What Are You Doing Right Now? (213 Viewers)

[lgorTudor]

Do Americans always meet at coffee shops and diners like in 'Seinfeld'?

 

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[Enron]

Do Americans always meet at coffee shops and diners like in 'Seinfeld'?

I live in Mexico and cafes are a big thing here.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Have you considered being more attractive?

Have u considered heterosexual sex?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Do Americans always meet at coffee shops and diners like in 'Seinfeld'?

Most meet at bars, diners are mostly for families and people who don't cook since they are cheaper than restaurants.

 

[Maddy]

Have u considered heterosexual sex?

That's a snappy comeback if I ever saw one.

 

[swag]

Just ended up relationship.

FeelsBadMan.

Dude, you have hoochie lining up out the door. Don't try to make me feel sad for you.

Sorry dude. That part always sucks. But it's really just an opening to new things. Plus, maybe in a few months you'll get you see her have a nervous breakdown in public.

My ex showed up at the coffee shop I frequent last night (it is the place we met and where some of her oldest friends also go) crying, a total mess. Her job, masters program and current relationship all seemingly in the crapper. She wanted to come and get advice from her friends, who she hasn't spoken to in about six months, and I was there so it made everything even worse. She looked at me at one point and said "pinche Aaron por que estas aqui". When she's upset she sounds like a tea kettle so it made everything pretty funny. I spent the evening trying not to laugh at her.

Brilliant story. Thanks for sharing, A.

But talk about someone who is going to need reinvention. It's never good when you abandon your friends for a relationship.

And you... you didn't even have to pay for tickets to witness that performance.

today is my birthday

Happy birthday, sir!

Have you considered being more attractive?

Below his waist you mean?

 

[IliveForJuve]

Just ended up relationship.

FeelsBadMan.

Pussy will start raining on you soon enough.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Give them more

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[Ocelot]

To be fair, you actually are from NY, anything else would be hella weird.

Nice to see the test works though

 

[X Æ A-12]

Got a job offer for the position i wanted. They asked me for salary expectations and i gave them a figure i thought was unrealistically high, expecting a negotiation down to what i wanted, and they accepted immediately. now im concerned i asked for too little but its too late

 

[swag]

Congrats! What you don't know, don't worry about it yet. You can always renegotiate as you prove your worth later.

 

[Ocelot]

Got a job offer for the position i wanted. They asked me for salary expectations and i gave them a figure i thought was unrealistically high, expecting a negotiation down to what i wanted, and they accepted immediately. now im concerned i asked for too little but its too late

You got some real awful problems there man, sucks to be you

 

[X Æ A-12]

You got some real awful problems there man, sucks to be you

Stubbed my toe too

 

[Ocelot]

Damn, can't a brother get a break

 

[lgorTudor]

Got a job offer for the position i wanted. They asked me for salary expectations and i gave them a figure i thought was unrealistically high, expecting a negotiation down to what i wanted, and they accepted immediately. now im concerned i asked for too little but its too late

better waste your money as you earn it bcs Ocelot is going to redistribute all of it

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Got a job offer for the position i wanted. They asked me for salary expectations and i gave them a figure i thought was unrealistically high, expecting a negotiation down to what i wanted, and they accepted immediately. now im concerned i asked for too little but its too late

Congrats, go and celebrate instead of crying over spilled milk you cantankerous old man

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Got a job offer for the position i wanted. They asked me for salary expectations and i gave them a figure i thought was unrealistically high, expecting a negotiation down to what i wanted, and they accepted immediately. now im concerned i asked for too little but its too late

Congrats, Kyle! Definitely time to celebrate.

 

[ALC]

Got a job offer for the position i wanted. They asked me for salary expectations and i gave them a figure i thought was unrealistically high, expecting a negotiation down to what i wanted, and they accepted immediately. now im concerned i asked for too little but its too late

As quality control in a weed dispensary?

 

[X Æ A-12]

As quality control in a weed dispensary?

Nah i'm in the corporate world now, biatch

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

To be fair, you actually are from NY, anything else would be hella weird.

Nice to see the test works though

But what's with that one spot in Missouri?

Got a job offer for the position i wanted. They asked me for salary expectations and i gave them a figure i thought was unrealistically high, expecting a negotiation down to what i wanted, and they accepted immediately. now im concerned i asked for too little but its too late

Check glassdoor and salary.com just for a general idea.