What Are You Doing Right Now? (236 Viewers)

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time to take up a Chinese poo squatting position

 

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[Fr3sh]

time to take up a Chinese poo squatting position

It's actually healthier to poop like that

 

[Nzoric]

It's actually healthier to poop like that

After three months of squatting in China I was more excited to see a western toilet than to see any of my friends

 

[Fr3sh]

After three months of squatting in China I was more excited to see a western toilet than to see any of my friends

How was the trip though

 

[Maddy]

It's actually healthier to poop like that

When you got long legs like me, you always poop squatting.

 

[Fr3sh]

When you got long legs like me, you always poop squatting.

When I'm constipated I pretend I'm Vegeta turning into super saiyan 2 @zizinho

 

[zizinho]

When I'm constipated I pretend I'm Vegeta turning into super saiyan 2 @zizinho

does it help?

 

[Fr3sh]

Sometimes.

 

[Hængebøffer]

So, a kid, in my class, told me I reminded me of her mother. I smiled and said she's probably not the only one. I hate generalizing, but it's because more women do the hard work, when it comes to kids. @Klin

 

[Seven]

So, a kid, in my class, told me I reminded me of her mother. I smiled and said she's probably not the only one. I hate generalizing, but it's because more women do the hard work, when it comes to kids. @Klin

She meant you look weak and girly.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Nice try, gay.

 

[Klin]

So, a kid, in my class, told me I reminded me of her mother. I smiled and said she's probably not the only one. I hate generalizing, but it's because more women do the hard work, when it comes to kids. @Klin

Did you forget to remove your nail polish again?

 

[Hængebøffer]

Did you forget to remove your nail polish again?

Nope, but I let it stay for two days.

 

[Klin]

Nope, but I let it stay for two days.

I believe you.

 

[Hængebøffer]

I believe you.

But you actually believe that I do it, because I think it looks nice, you fucker

 

[Klin]

But you actually believe that I do it, because I think it looks nice, you fucker

Of course.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Of course.

Fine. But I were to use nailpolish in general, I would choose other coluours.

 

[Klin]

Fine. But I were to use nailpolish in general, I would choose other coluours.

I think lime brings out your eyes more.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Lol, you phaggot. Depends on the eye colour.

 

[Hængebøffer]

God, I hope visitors are reading this thread.