What Are You Doing Right Now? (167 Viewers)

[Osman]

God dammit Osman. WHEN A SPANISH CHICK OFFERS, YOU FUCKING ACCEPT!

Nah E

She got

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[lgorTudor]

@DAiDEViL

Löw divorced

The facade is crumbling

 

[DAiDEViL]

@DAiDEViL

Löw divorced

The facade is crumbling

too much ball-smelling and booger-eating. Man is disgusting.

 

[.zero]

Good morn bjorns

She got

 

[Maddy]

@Hængebøffer

On my way to the gym

#Prol

 

[Hængebøffer]

@Hængebøffer

On my way to the gym

#Prol

http://www.economist.com/blogs/prospero/2016/08/don-t-need-no-education @Nzoric @Völler
Onkel Reje

 

[Maddy]

http://www.economist.com/blogs/prospero/2016/08/don-t-need-no-education @Nzoric @Völler
Onkel Reje

dafuck sir jeg bar

 

[Fr3sh]

So as I was going to work, I passed by the gas station close to my house to grab some smokes. I noticed and older gentlemen drop a 20$ bill as he entered his car, I approached, picked it up and as I was extending the 20 his way and about to say "sir you dropped your money", the fucker slams his door, tells me to fuck off and drives of as of his life depended on it

Got free smokes

 

[icemaη]

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[InterMerda]

So as I was going to work, I passed by the gas station close to my house to grab some smokes. I noticed and older gentlemen drop a 20$ bill as he entered his car, I approached, picked it up and as I was extending the 20 his way and about to say "sir you dropped your money", the $#@!er slams his door, tells me to $#@! off and drives of as of his life depended on it

Got free smokes

The moral of the story: tell old people to fuck off before they do. That was racist of him.

 

[Fr3sh]

The moral of the story: tell old people to fuck off before they do. That was racist of him.

Nah man gotta respect your elders.
I got free smokes and giggles out it

 

[ALC]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

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So as I was going to work, I passed by the gas station close to my house to grab some smokes. I noticed and older gentlemen drop a 20$ bill as he entered his car, I approached, picked it up and as I was extending the 20 his way and about to say "sir you dropped your money", the fucker slams his door, tells me to fuck off and drives of as of his life depended on it

Got free smokes

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I've been going with be the R&B to my gangsta rap but I haven't had enough matches to try it conclusively

 

[ZoSo]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

"You would look good in my rape dungeon"

 

[X Æ A-12]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

do they have to be in Spanish?

 

[ALC]

"You would look good in my rape dungeon"

"I don't mind eating pussy"

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@Kyle mucho humoroso bitch

 

[X Æ A-12]

you can come up with better one than that, homes



I have a joke for you tho, @ALC what do you call a Mexican detective?

















Sherlock Homes

 

[Enron]

You guys have any good pick up lines for Tinder?

Hey girl. All I'm missing is the little spoon.

 

[Hist]

Just watched catch 22 (1970s movie) for the first time. I highly recommend it, its a masterpiece on many levels. I am so impressed I had the urge to post about it here

 

[Völler]

Just watched catch 22 (1970s movie) for the first time. I highly recommend it, its a masterpiece on many levels. I am so impressed I had the urge to post about it here

Decent pick up line.

 

[ZoSo]

Decent pick up line.

You would look good in my rape dungeon