.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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Some people just aren't born to be clutch under those circumstances like you, Dru.
In the House of Dru, wearing the pants in the family is a demotion.
It's a form of corporal punishment

Yesterday I had such a unique day :lol2:

went to the coffee place with my friend and there happened to be a girl who I saw 2-3 times. She's pretty good, young, great pair of tities. When she noticed I'm there she moaned how her spine hurts and switched a place with her bf just so she could stare at me like trillion of times :lol2: her boyfriend didn't notice, poor fella.

crap, gotta go can't write now

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Ok I have a minute now. After she stared at me like x times she in the end looked at me, biting her finger... after 10 seconds she sucked 1/3 of her finger for a couple of seconds. When her bf started touching her she kept saying 'no, go away' ... after a while her bf went to sit next to her and she run off. After 1h or so she started yelling at him and I think that relationship ended :lol2: but it was so childish and epic at the same time
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Wonderful story

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Yesterday I had such a unique day

went to the coffee place with my friend and there happened to be a girl who I saw 2-3 times. She's pretty good, young, great pair of tities. When she noticed I'm there she moaned how her spine hurts and switched a place with her bf just so she could stare at me like trillion of times her boyfriend didn't notice, poor fella.

crap, gotta go can't write now

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Ok I have a minute now. After she stared at me like x times she in the end looked at me, biting her finger... after 10 seconds she sucked 1/3 of her finger for a couple of seconds. When her bf started touching her she kept saying 'no, go away' ... after a while her bf went to sit next to her and she run off. After 1h or so she started yelling at him and I think that relationship ended but it was so childish and epic at the same time
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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Thankfully no. I would keep away from him, who knows what diseases he posses.
Whatever disease Conte might have, I'm sure you have it too by now.

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Don't know what happened with that guy, he's so strange nowadays. So much frustration and bitterness.
If you are kept in a cellar and every orifice of your body is violated time and time again by a greasy 46 year old Italian, it is normal to grow some resentment tbh.
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
I don't resent the guy. I just think he's filth.

What cellar? he can't afford a decent restaurant what makes you think he has a cellar?
 

Raz

Senior Member
Nov 20, 2005
12,218
Seriously though, I like you man, but you need to be a bit happier.
Thanks, but actually I'm very good :) Just past few months have been slow at work, that's all. Plus that was really shitty story.

Girl looked at me, smiled and then we never met. Epic indeed, no other way to describe it, sometimes I wonder if these things ever happen at all.
 

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