What Are You Doing Right Now? (263 Viewers)

[Klin]

I feel constipated. Having had a proper shit in 2 days.

 

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[Bianconero_Aus]

Happened to me yesterday. Popped a laxative. Was shitting like a toddler all night. Best feeling ever.

 

[Klin]

Best shits always happen at work.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Best shits always happen at work.

Shitting on company time is awesome. Can't deny that at all.

 

[Nzoric]

That's exactly what I was fishing for with that post. It had to be Nizzy of course.

She fucking named him after Stankovic though.

Happy to help

 

[.zero]

Best feeling ever.

If we could somehow bottle it

 

[Bezzy]

Make sure to use shaving knives first.

:facepalm:

 

[Osman]

Possibly missing an opening act we been looking forward to in a club because some who should been ready an hour ago is still saying "oh, just 5 more minutes"

 

[Seven]

Possibly missing an opening act we been looking forward to in a club because some who should been ready an hour ago is still saying "oh, just 5 more minutes"

Omzg fml!

 

[Zé Tahir]

Seven, have you made any friends yet?

 

[Zacheryah]

Possibly missing an opening act we been looking forward to in a club because some who should been ready an hour ago is still saying "oh, just 5 more minutes"

"see you inside".


Dont let them ruin your evening

 

[Osman]

Lol don't worry, they didn't, had to wait since I put them on the list (place sold out). And it's their birthday (twins).


Used to the tardiness, but this time just an unholy combination of CPT (coloured people's time) and over fussed chicas.

 

[Fr3sh]

Enjoy yourself!

 

[Zacheryah]

Lol don't worry, they didn't, had to wait since I put them on the list (place sold out). And it's their birthday (twins).


Used to the tardiness, but this time just an unholy combination of CPT (coloured people's time) and over fussed chicas.

What, this is actually a thing ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colored_People%27s_Time


The over fussed chica's tho, thats a worldwide standard

 

[GordoDeCentral]

0 to a 100 real quick, 2 random chicks just chatted me up for 10 mins outside the gym then casually asked for a 3some

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

0 to a 100 real quick, 2 random chicks just chatted me up for 10 mins outside the gym then casually asked for a 3some

And did you take up those two upstanding female citizens on their kind offer?

 

[ZoSo]

sometimes I wish Inception was real

 

[GordoDeCentral]

And did you take up those two upstanding female citizens on their kind offer?

They were pretty convincing but the deed is not yet done

 

[Enron]

Get in there!

 

[Osman]

They were pretty convincing but the deed is not yet done