So can a big penis.
I'm curious now. Is it just because it's so easy to get research funding on it? That they know there's a great chance that the research project, the names of its researchers, and the funders will make easy national headlines?
I still don't get why disproportionally go apeshit over coffee research. People are dying of record obesity, there's a bizarre epidemic of autoimmune disorders, opioids are contributing to white people death, and we still have 50 more weekly studies on coffee like nobody ever thought to research it before in the past four decades.
We have over 1,000 years of epidemiological evidence to suggest coffee is irrelevant to our health in moderation. In contrast, we only have about 10 years of data about what harm some mysterious "immunity boost" in your Jamba Juice is doing to you. And yet we beat that coffee dead horse over and over again as if we're thinking, "No, it's going to be the 7,214,124th study where we'll finally discover coffee increases your rate of cancer 40%".
What other profession would tolerate billions of dollars and decades of research for so little return? You or I would have been fired before year 2.