What Are You Doing Right Now? (174 Viewers)

[Martin]

Olives are amazing, just not the ones made for pizza. they're so bland.

let me guess, olives are Lazio in this story

 

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[ALC]

The big black pitted ones people put on pizza. They're very cardboardy tasting. There's so many other great tasting olives out there.

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let me guess, olives are Lazio in this story

Not really

 

[Martin]

The ones made for pizza? What are you on about?

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[Nzoric]

The big black pitted ones people put on pizza. They're very cardboardy tasting. There's so many other great tasting olives out there.

So youre basically judging all black pitted olives because your pizza guy is a Jew?

 

[ALC]

So youre basically judging all black pitted olives because your pizza guy is a Jew?

Not sure how you can to that conclusion. I'm an expert when it comes to olives however.

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That could be a big money idea.

 

[Martin]

Not sure how you can to that conclusion. I'm an expert when it comes to olives however.

We believe you

That could be a big money idea.

Like the jump to conclusions mat

 

[Enron]

pepperoni, olives, chili & sour cream. Gets my dick hard.

Someone put a baby in you?

 

[Nzoric]

Someone put a baby in you?

Damn it. I'm actually offended that no one recognizes the greatness of my pizza. Plebs.

 

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[Fr3sh]

So youre basically judging all black pitted olives because your pizza guy is a Jew?

Story of my life, from the olives perspective that is.

Keith Haring says "hi"

Da fack

 

[ZoSo]

olives are love, olives are life

 

[Nzoric]

Your mums your dad, your dads your mum.

 

[Scottish]

Gott im himmel! The USA is so paranoid about terrorism that I have to pay $160 for a transit visa just to change flights in their airports on my way to the promised land?

Fuck you guys, I'm using Canada instead

 

[Osman]

Be glad they don't detain you for days and probe and poke you for no reason whatsoever.

 

[Scottish]

Be glad they don't detain you for days and probe and poke you for no reason whatsoever.

Americans? But they seem like such pussies...

 

[Osman]

Lol I know enough people who has gone through bizzare fascist experiences in their overzealous security Checks.

 

[Scottish]

And do they have those in Canada too? Else I'll have to go plan C and just go through various European Airports. Nobody in Europe likes getting poked, ask Badass

 

[swag]

Gott im himmel! The USA is so paranoid about terrorism that I have to pay $160 for a transit visa just to change flights in their airports on my way to the promised land?

Fuck you guys, I'm using Canada instead

Well you do look the part.

Americans? But they seem like such pussies...

Naw. We just like any opportunity to do some anal probing with foreigners under the auspices of national security.

 

[Seven]

Be glad they don't detain you for days and probe and poke you for no reason whatsoever.

Especially because at the same time these security checks are a joke if you're white. Answer the silly questions and you're good to go.

 

[Osman]

Usually about prolifing yeah, but also randomly fuck people. Journalist friend of mine, typical blond hipster swede who went there for convention, was held for days in solitary confinement for the most bizzare red tape paranoia you can imagine. Basically the security officer at the just didn't like him.