What Are You Doing Right Now? (188 Viewers)

[swag]

Shower? Clearly you must mean public rape bus.

 

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[Nzoric]

I used his towel for the remains, simply not enough paper.

 

[Völler]

I used his towel for the remains, simply not enough paper.

A towel? You have proof?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Do you have to jump in the shower to use that?

Nah, yo. Just lean forward and fuck yourself in the ass with a strong jet of water from it.

 

[ALC]

Nah, yo. Just lean forward and fuck yourself in the ass with a strong jet of water from it.

Sounds fun!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I think I actually earned my wage today. Hope to never have a day like this again!

 

[Martin]

I think I actually earned my wage today. Hope to never have a day like this again!

what'd you have to do?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

what'd you have to do?

Mergers and acquisitions

 

[Martin]

Mergers and acquisitions

are you a gang member?

 

[Völler]

are you a gang member?

He's Mexican.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

are you a gang member?

Aren't we all one big gang?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Mergers and acquisitions

murders and executions

 

[Martin]

Aren't we all one big gang?

maybe you are, i wouldn't know

 

[swag]

Aren't we all one big gang?

Gang bang? Yeah. That sounds right.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Nah, man.

I got a bum gun and a bidet but I never use the former. It's too uncomfortable.

There's nothing like sitting on a bidet and let it clean yo ass. You also get a nice asshole massage. Did I mention it's great for your hemorrhoids when they're itchy?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I got a bum gun and a bidet but I never use the former. It's too uncomfortable.

There's nothing like sitting on a bidet and let it clean yo ass. You also get a nice asshole massage. Did I mention it's great for your hemorrhoids when they're itchy?

No.

 

[swag]

Keeping the rhoid rage in check I see.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Guess who got the job!?

Spoiler

Well, no idea, it was not me for sure.

 

[Martin]

Guess who got the job!?

Spoiler

Well, no idea, it was not me for sure.

what kinda job?

 

[Dostoevsky]

what kinda job?

Was just messing around.

I just had an interview today. It was pretty weird, such unprofessional BS. But it was basically for an internship and 'they will call me' if I'm among the short selected. Then we're getting some tests and after that another interview. If I pass all that I get it. And it's not even paid.

Oh yes, the torture.

She even told me like 'oh, you finished studies in July last year, how come you didn't work'. And I was like... you dumb stupid slut, just give me a chance or shut your dirty mouth. It's painful, it's just... oh man it's so painful lol.