What Are You Doing Right Now? (253 Viewers)

[swag]

I don't wanna know what you did on Pecan Sandies night.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Amazing how good the hair care products were in Medieval times.

A keen observation indeed.

 

[Osman]

Just came home from Eddie Griffin stand up, huge lol, this vulgar dude made it into an artform to making chicks blush.

 

[.zero]

Love that dude

 

[Osman]

I teared up so much from laughter my date had to give me tissues nonstop, lol especially his Bernie Mac was INSANELY on point. He must loved MJ (apparently friends), since he joked about him in a way that bigged him up alot. How Michael was the true gangster of the music industry, not likes of 50 "the bullet catcher "cent who are just posers ("You know what we call someone who gets shot 9 times in my hood? a victim, the Gangster is the one shooting him" )


There was a (I assume drunk) fool in the audience who yelled out "dance nigga!", he clowned him to tears for straight 10 mins



Best finish to a stand up evah on this old one

 

[Tanu_Mz]

Cool.

So is that a tributary of the Po, or did you guys just invent one there.

yes, is a left tributary of the Po, we just invented Monza F1 circuit

 

[Enron]

Why bitches always be putting so much bleach in the mix when they wash my office?

 

[Osman]

Finally joining the next gen (or current gen it should be) arena, waiting for the PS4 with PES15 and Destiny to come home. I'm already kinda regretting it, used to be an avid gamer, but barely used my PS3 for last 2 and half years due to total lack of interest.

 

[swag]

Why bitches always be putting so much bleach in the mix when they wash my office?

So all that semen doesn't glow in the dark when they switch on the fluorescents at night.

 

[Fr3sh]

I teared up so much from laughter my date had to give me tissues nonstop, lol especially his Bernie Mac was INSANELY on point. He must loved MJ (apparently friends), since he joked about him in a way that bigged him up alot. How Michael was the true gangster of the music industry, not likes of 50 "the bullet catcher "cent who are just posers ("You know what we call someone who gets shot 9 times in my hood? a victim, the Gangster is the one shooting him" )


There was a (I assume drunk) fool in the audience who yelled out "dance nigga!", he clowned him to tears for straight 10 mins



Best finish to a stand up evah on this old one

Holy shit he can move!!

 

[ALC]

Fuck, my eyes, my brain, and my entire physical being hurt after reading this:


Jaden & Willow Smith interview
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/...-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/?_r=0

 

[Martin]

i'm gonna skip it if that's okay with you

 

[ALC]

It has fancy words.

 

[TrezJuve]

Fuck, my eyes, my brain, and my entire physical being hurt after reading this:


Jaden & Willow Smith interview
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/...-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/?_r=0

Food for thought

 

[ALC]

Willow Smith reads quantum physics and writes her own novels because there aren't any out there she really likes.

 

[Martin]

It has fancy words.

you're fancy enough for me

 

[ALC]

you're fancy enough for me

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fuck, my eyes, my brain, and my entire physical being hurt after reading this:


Jaden & Willow Smith interview
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/...-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/?_r=0

Did you notice Willow has alien hands?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Fuck, my eyes, my brain, and my entire physical being hurt after reading this:


Jaden & Willow Smith interview
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/...-willow-smith-exclusive-joint-interview/?_r=0

theyve got to be trolling

 

[TrezJuve]

Deleted, not worth being quoted.