What Are You Doing Right Now? (200 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

So you didn't even have to dig deep?

 

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[Fr3sh]

Watch the Holes in my Converse video. I EMPLORE YOU

The fuck is he blabbering about?!?! Facking waste...thought twas funny shit

 

[swag]

He is so dark he makes Wesley Snipes look like the white woman version of Michael Jackson.

Watch the Holes in my Converse video. I EMPLORE YOU

Hos in my Converse video? I didn't see no hos.

Did you watch this? The camera man is waving for the cowboy to get out of the phrame and this stupid cunt moves to the left

Last night's sexual conquest of the reporter.

 

[Red]

So i usually boil eggs when i cook at noon, to eat about half an houre before i go to sleep, or after training with chicken.
I usually reheat them in the microwave togheter with the chicken, or the eggs alone


Apparently, eggs can explode. just spend 20mins cleaning out the microwave -_-

Mooses have done it. Bottles of salad cream have done it. Even an ironing board has done it. And now we can add poached eggs to the list of bizarre items to have caused injuries to footballers.

Walter Smith, the Rangers manager, today confirmed that Kirk Broadfoot suffered burns after an egg exploded in his face. The Scotland defender was inspecting two eggs he had just poached in his microwave when one of them blew up and squirted scalding hot water into his face.

The 25-year-old was treated at hospital for scalding to his cheek after the incident on Sunday but was otherwise unhurt. He is expected to make a full recovery. Smith said: "He's got some facial burns but he should be OK."

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2009/may/15/kirk-broadfoot-egg-explosion-rangers

Ah, how we laughed when this story broke.

 

[swag]

How big does your microwave oven need to be to fit a moose?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How big does your microwave oven need to be to fit a moose?

Industrial-grade.

 

[swag]

Walk-in microwave oven... I love it.

Should have installed those at Juventus Stadium for when we host Inter.

 

[Zacheryah]

Mooses have done it. Bottles of salad cream have done it. Even an ironing board has done it. And now we can add poached eggs to the list of bizarre items to have caused injuries to footballers.

Walter Smith, the Rangers manager, today confirmed that Kirk Broadfoot suffered burns after an egg exploded in his face. The Scotland defender was inspecting two eggs he had just poached in his microwave when one of them blew up and squirted scalding hot water into his face.

The 25-year-old was treated at hospital for scalding to his cheek after the incident on Sunday but was otherwise unhurt. He is expected to make a full recovery. Smith said: "He's got some facial burns but he should be OK."

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2009/may/15/kirk-broadfoot-egg-explosion-rangers

Ah, how we laughed when this story broke.

omg

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

@swag: Everything's only a permit away.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

permits are for pussies, just like condoms

 

[swag]

I see you've learned about Texas gun laws.

 

[Twenty---3]

permits are for pussies, just like condoms

my man.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I've decided to bite the bullet. I am going to finally make my dream come true and take a trip to watch Juve live. The plan was to go alone and watch 2 Serie A games (one home, one away) and a home CL game. But my closest home boy says he may accompany me on the trip. He's a Utd. fan, so if he comes, I'll sacrifice one Juve game to watch Utd. play on the way. Fuck, I'm excited.

 

[ALC]

I've decided to bite the bullet. I am going to finally make my dream come true and take a trip to watch Juve live. The plan was to go alone and watch 2 Serie A games (one home, one away) and a home CL game. But my closest home boy says he may accompany me on the trip. He's a Utd. fan, so if he comes, I'll sacrifice one Juve game to watch Utd. play on the way. Fuck, I'm excited.

happy for you

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

happy for you

Thanks, man. Me too

 

[swag]

I've decided to bite the bullet. I am going to finally make my dream come true and take a trip to watch Juve live. The plan was to go alone and watch 2 Serie A games (one home, one away) and a home CL game. But my closest home boy says he may accompany me on the trip. He's a Utd. fan, so if he comes, I'll sacrifice one Juve game to watch Utd. play on the way. Fuck, I'm excited.

Dude, it's worth it. Enjoy. :theflag:

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Dude, it's worth it. Enjoy. :theflag:

Thanks

Wait, part of that is assuming we get out the group stage

 

[IliveForJuve]

I just found out why my friend went loco. He took too much LSD. Poor guy, I hope he goes back to normal.

 

[ZoSo]

I just found out why my friend went loco. He took too much LSD. Poor guy, I hope he goes back to normal.

http://youtu.be/ToQ8PWYnu04?t=8m55s

 

[X Æ A-12]

what happened to Soren?