What Are You Doing Right Now? (146 Viewers)

[.zero]

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a late spring break. i liek it

Beach, bitches and booze

Teasing a friend of mine for taking the wrong infant home from hospital. He is Charlie Murphy dark, and he just got blessed with a baby girl, who's super light skinned, he is bit of a joker who hassles everyone , so due to that he is getting nonstop bombarded with various puns of how this came to be

black magic evil motherfuckers. black magic darkness.

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[Fr3sh]

I'm drunk at a work event cuz I can't drink at home,
Married a Muslim and I also gotta leave pork alone,

She told me to leave Israel-Palestine alone,
I said but all they use are military drones,

Gonna piss people off and hope I'm in the right thread,
X will ban me cuz I don't have STREET (@Dru) cred,

Sipping my beer dreaming of Sotloff's head,
Comparing his death to Schumacher in his bed.

 

[Osman]

Newborns are a few shades lighter than what they will turn out to be later.

Everyone hopefully knows that (except my boss, she was genuinly surprised). But still fun to tease him

 

[.zero]

I'm drunk at a work event cuz I can't drink at home,
Married a Muslim and I also gotta leave pork alone,

She told me to leave Israel-Palestine alone,
I said but all they use are military drones,

Gonna piss people off and hope I'm in the right thread,
X will ban me cuz I don't have STREET (@Dru) cred,

Sipping my beer dreaming of Sotloff's head,
Comparing his death to Schumacher in his bed.

I don't know if you are complaining or confessing

 

[Nzoric]

Looking up different places where I can send my internship applications. There is one in Ramallah, where you're part of the danish representation office - monitoring Israeli settlements and supplementing palestinian statehood. It's an assistent job, so you're not in charge and all it requires is a bachelors degree and that you're currently doing either a masters of PHD. I'm gonna search the fuck out of this bitch! OMG, excite!

 

[Martin]

Looking up different places where I can send my internship applications. There is one in Ramallah, where you're part of the danish representation office - monitoring Israeli settlements and supplementing palestinian statehood. It's an assistent job, so you're not in charge and all it requires is a bachelors degree and that you're currently doing either a masters of PHD. I'm gonna search the $#@! out of this bitch! OMG, excite!

sounds perfect for you

 

[Nzoric]

 

[Völler]

sounds perfect for you

 

[.zero]

@Nzoric God speed

@Martin Tell me about your urban attire for the day

 

[Martin]

@Martin Tell me about your urban attire for the day

short and to the point

 

[Zé Tahir]

The point being impromptu surprise sex? Hence the convenience of short attire?

 

[Maddy]

short and to the point

description of @Völler man sausage

 

[Völler]

description of @Völler man sausage

Too easy.

 

[Nzoric]

Lasagna in the oven. Fuck the calorie count today.

 

[Osman]

Which one of you two freakozoids got your shared sock puppet account Sören banned?

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Lasagna in the oven. Fuck the calorie count today.

Fuck the calorie count evrryday.

 

[Nzoric]

*raises hand*

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Lasagna in the oven. Fuck the calorie count today.

I cannot ever bring myself to count calories taken in and burned, seems way too tedious.

 

[Osman]

*raises hand*

Seriously, what did he do? Dude should be the most harmless one amongst you.

 

[Nzoric]

Seriously, what did he do? Dude should be the most harmless one amongst you.

He told X that he wouldn't stay on topic I think.

 

[Osman]

So the most harmless one AND most dumb amongst you then lol.