What Are You Doing Right Now? (187 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sounds like the old joke:

Was out driving when I suddenly spotted a man in a Rangers shirt starting to cross the road.

I had to veer violently to the side.

But don't worry.

I hit the bastard.

 

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[swag]

Sheiky... are your homies in Gurgaon starting a software company?

http://juventussoft.com/

 

[swag]

OK, so idiot phone moron of the day. Here in the city, we have one of those older garage doors that's rigid and swivels out. (The newer ones tend to conform to the outside wall of the house and roll up/down.) My wife pulls out of the garage, and one of the many phone-staring zombies comes walking down the sidewalk, completely oblivious.

He walks straight into the garage door jutting out as it's rolling up, drops and breaks his phone, and gives my wife a hard time saying he's going to sue her, etc. My wife was crying and visibly upset -- I've never seen her like that before, even through her mother dying of cancer.

I have to thank our garage door. It did a public service to a moron.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

OK, so idiot phone moron of the day. Here in the city, we have one of those older garage doors that's rigid and swivels out. (The newer ones tend to conform to the outside wall of the house and roll up/down.) My wife pulls out of the garage, and one of the many phone-staring zombies comes walking down the sidewalk, completely oblivious.

He walks straight into the garage door jutting out as it's rolling up, drops and breaks his phone, and gives my wife a hard time saying he's going to sue her, etc. My wife was crying and visibly upset -- I've never seen her like that before, even through her mother dying of cancer.

I have to thank our garage door. It did a public service to a moron.

this is when you wished you lived in texas, youd shoot the fucker and his phone

 

[swag]

this is when you wished you lived in texas, youd shoot the fucker and his phone

Hey, he was on my property, and I felt threatened.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Hey, he was on my property, and I felt threatened.

golly he even made the missus cry, no texas jury would convict a southern gentleman such as yourself

 

[swag]

OK, I'm getting the hang of this Texas thing...

 

[Raz]

Well another friday is starting now, have fun all.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Thinking about buying Facebook stocks.

 

[swag]

Thinking about buying Facebook stocks.

Trying to corner the market on cat selfies?

 

[Enron]

Supposed to be working on an informational poster for a conference I'm attending in two weeks.

 

[swag]

Get one side of a cardboard refrigerator shipping box, cut a hole at just the right size and height for your deck, insert, hang your conference badge around the other side. Done.

Call it "Mexican Gloryhole: 100 pesos"

 

[Enron]

Someone else is already doing that. I want to be original.

 

[swag]

"Gringo Gloryhole: 100 pesos"?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sheiky... are your homies in Gurgaon starting a software company?

http://juventussoft.com/

That's awesome! But I'm gonna start my own company called Juventus Hard. "Have a hard-on for Juventus? Join Juventus Hard. You won't be disappointed!"

OK, so idiot phone moron of the day. Here in the city, we have one of those older garage doors that's rigid and swivels out. (The newer ones tend to conform to the outside wall of the house and roll up/down.) My wife pulls out of the garage, and one of the many phone-staring zombies comes walking down the sidewalk, completely oblivious.

He walks straight into the garage door jutting out as it's rolling up, drops and breaks his phone, and gives my wife a hard time saying he's going to sue her, etc. My wife was crying and visibly upset -- I've never seen her like that before, even through her mother dying of cancer.

I have to thank our garage door. It did a public service to a moron.

Should've crushed his skull in with a sledgehammer!

 

[Scottish]

I'm currently working my way through an 80-song setlist that I have to learn for a wedding tomorrow. Agreed to it before I realised there would be about 65-70 tunes I don't already know. Being paid well so I don't mind much at all. About half way through now and I'm being picked up in 15 hours.

It's gonna be a loooong night

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Hope they are terrible songs.

 

[Scottish]

My god a lot of them are absolute dross. But every so often I'm coming across little gems like this one and it makes me feel way better about it

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

It's nice ones like that that makes the whole ordeal worthwhile.

 

[Scottish]

That and the cash