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swag

swag

L'autista
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OK, so idiot phone moron of the day. Here in the city, we have one of those older garage doors that's rigid and swivels out. (The newer ones tend to conform to the outside wall of the house and roll up/down.) My wife pulls out of the garage, and one of the many phone-staring zombies comes walking down the sidewalk, completely oblivious.

He walks straight into the garage door jutting out as it's rolling up, drops and breaks his phone, and gives my wife a hard time saying he's going to sue her, etc. My wife was crying and visibly upset -- I've never seen her like that before, even through her mother dying of cancer.

I have to thank our garage door. It did a public service to a moron.
 
GordoDeCentral

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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swag said:
OK, so idiot phone moron of the day. Here in the city, we have one of those older garage doors that's rigid and swivels out. (The newer ones tend to conform to the outside wall of the house and roll up/down.) My wife pulls out of the garage, and one of the many phone-staring zombies comes walking down the sidewalk, completely oblivious.

He walks straight into the garage door jutting out as it's rolling up, drops and breaks his phone, and gives my wife a hard time saying he's going to sue her, etc. My wife was crying and visibly upset -- I've never seen her like that before, even through her mother dying of cancer.

I have to thank our garage door. It did a public service to a moron.
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this is when you wished you lived in texas, youd shoot the fucker and his phone :D
 
swag

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Get one side of a cardboard refrigerator shipping box, cut a hole at just the right size and height for your deck, insert, hang your conference badge around the other side. Done.

Call it "Mexican Gloryhole: 100 pesos"
 
Sheik Yerbouti

Sheik Yerbouti

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Apr 15, 2006
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swag said:
Sheiky... are your homies in Gurgaon starting a software company? :shifty: :D

http://juventussoft.com/
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That's awesome! :D But I'm gonna start my own company called Juventus Hard. "Have a hard-on for Juventus? Join Juventus Hard. You won't be disappointed!" :D

swag said:
OK, so idiot phone moron of the day. Here in the city, we have one of those older garage doors that's rigid and swivels out. (The newer ones tend to conform to the outside wall of the house and roll up/down.) My wife pulls out of the garage, and one of the many phone-staring zombies comes walking down the sidewalk, completely oblivious.

He walks straight into the garage door jutting out as it's rolling up, drops and breaks his phone, and gives my wife a hard time saying he's going to sue her, etc. My wife was crying and visibly upset -- I've never seen her like that before, even through her mother dying of cancer.

I have to thank our garage door. It did a public service to a moron.
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Should've crushed his skull in with a sledgehammer! :(
 
Scottish

Scottish

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Mar 13, 2011
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I'm currently working my way through an 80-song setlist that I have to learn for a wedding tomorrow. Agreed to it before I realised there would be about 65-70 tunes I don't already know. Being paid well so I don't mind much at all. About half way through now and I'm being picked up in 15 hours.

It's gonna be a loooong night :D
 
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