The Downfall of America, Reason #1255: The Dog Ball Launcher
Yes, I may be 22 years old, but when I walk my dog I need the aid of a device because I am too fat and lazy to pick a tennis ball off the ground, let alone throw it for my dog.
The terrorists have already won, thank you very much...

Yes, I may be 22 years old, but when I walk my dog I need the aid of a device because I am too fat and lazy to pick a tennis ball off the ground, let alone throw it for my dog.

The terrorists have already won, thank you very much...
