What Are You Doing Right Now? (248 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

I remember this one time some of my friends dropped a huge stone on a cat and her kitties. Dawg, it was a bloody mess.

 

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[ALC]

I've seen kids drop kittens from the fourth floor of a building.

 

[Enron]

Like I said.

 

[ZoSo]

I've seen kittens drop kids from the 5th floor

 

[ALC]

I've seen kittens drop kids from the 5th floor

That's Australia for you. The snakes, spiders, and the rest of dangerous animals aren't enough. Even the kittens can kill you.

 

[Martin]

Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattis min favorit Druid

I didn't know it Martinos born day

Have a good one mon 'ami

Stort grattis på din dag @Martin

The French gave you a good present today, delivered by the man himself Paul Pogba.

Happy birthday Martin.

Thanks a lot, guys!

 

[Wings]

Thanks a lot, guys!

Belated happy birthday.

 

[.zero]

Yo

 

[X Æ A-12]

got a bugbite on my sack and it hurts like balls. summer is great

 

[swag]

That's what you get for trying to skull-fuck a mosquito.

 

[Martin]

Belated happy birthday.

tackar så mycket

 

[Byrone]

Damn no snacks, fridge is empty. Need to run to the store.

 

[Dostoevsky]

You should always be able to make a sandwich, otherwise it's just a crime.

 

[Byrone]

My pantry is so empty, except for a bottle of marmite.

 

[.zero]

Any Dolemite?

 

[Byrone]

Check your under carriage.

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Every time I deal with idiotic americans they're loud obnoxious twats from NJ. Fucking hell.

Need to reevaluate my terms with my clients.

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Have to replace 6, 82" touch screen digital signage monitors because dumb fuck jersey boys had a brawl in a clients office.

Maximum damage, maximum margin, invoice sent.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I'm trolling this Messi fan so hard on fb. I love it.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

aaah the chicago south side that i know and love

 

[Zé Tahir]

Oh snap, sick drive-by bitch slap on a bike

 

[GordoDeCentral]

my favorite was how he told the other kid he was going home to bring the gat lol