What Are You Doing Right Now? (825 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Working as a prostitute doesn't qualify as your business, you don't really own those penises per se, just at the given time.

As my lowest earner & nastiest gigolo you should know better than to disrespect your pimp.

 

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[Nzoric]

Where've you been Byrone?

 

[Dostoevsky]

As my lowest earner & nastiest gigolo you should know better than to disrespect your pimp.

Just look at your reward under your user title. It's pink... that's not a coincidence.

 

[Byrone]

Where've you been Byrone?

Sucking at business, meeting one mental chick after the other, avoiding hipsters & jehovahs witnesses. You know, the usual.

Just look at your reward under your user title. It's pink... that's not a coincidence.

Pink like your supple nipples.

 

[Nzoric]

Sucking at business, meeting one mental chickafter the other, avoiding hipsters & jehovahs witnesses. You know, the usual.

I don't think they come any other way. My mind is being blown right now.

 

[Byrone]

I don't think they come any other way. My mind is being blown right now.

Yeah well I've been attracting next level crazy women, the type that think it's okay to take a number 2 in a couch or in the boot of a car.

 

[Nzoric]

Yeah well I've been attracting next level crazy women, the type that think it's okay to take a number 2 in a couch or in the boot of a car.

That is next level.

Mine got drunk, crashed a board evening thing I had going with some of my friends - spent the evening throwing up in the toilet while we were playing Axis n Allies. Then she proceeded to apologise, to each of us personally .. Before throwing up and passing out in my bed.

 

[Byrone]

That is next level.

Mine got drunk, crashed a board evening thing I had going with some of my friends - spent the evening throwing up in the toilet while we were playing Axis n Allies. Then she proceeded to apologise, to each of us personally .. Before throwing up and passing out in my bed.

I'd gladly trade with you in a heart beat. I've taken out two restraining orders over the last three months & as you know in Africa, restraining orders are basically a "hard to get" invitation. I've lost business, been embarrassed in public areas amongst peers & the type of women I want to attract are too scared to roam in my circles now.

So yeah, I'd gladly trade with you.

 

[Nzoric]

Fuck. I don't know what to say, I think it's best to just nudge your shoulders and say "Bitches be crazy".

 

[ALC]

Jeez Byrone! You done stuck your dick in crazy

 

[Byrone]

Fuck. I don't know what to say, I think it's best to just nudge your shoulders and say "Bitches be crazy".

I have a plan, it's just going to take some time to execute it. Too bad there aren't any buff, pasty, perverted Serbs here to turn her attention to.

Jeez Byrone! You done stuck your dick in crazy

Background checks from now on. For real.

 

[ALC]

Good luck man, hope you won't have to take any measures that are too drastic.

 

[Byrone]

Done with my quotes, I'm out. @Dule90 please sort out that problem for me, thanks powder.

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Good luck man, hope you won't have to take any measures that are too drastic.

Nah gonna fight fire with fire.

 

[Nzoric]

Done with my quotes, I'm out. @Dule90 please sort out that problem for me, thanks powder.

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Nah gonna fight fire with fire.

You can't sort it, it's just life here at planet Tuz.

 

[Cuti]

Well since @Byrone is South African, we all know how this is ending

Spoiler

 

[Byrone]

Fuck off, Cuti.

 

[Trezegol17]

MC

 

[.zero]

Well since @Byrone is South African, we all know how this is ending

Spoiler

He's got you there @Byrone

 

[Byrone]

He's got you there @Byrone

If I were Oscar I'd fuck you and Dusan at the same time with those stumps.

 

[.zero]

Only if we get to wear your Olympic gold medals