swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
I don't like those fancy fries. The only reason I enjoy fries is because they're crispy, salty and because they are an excellent transporter of mayo.
I'm not talking about "fancy" fries. I'm talking about fries that are made properly well enough that adding something out of a plastic tub to them ruins them.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
You're describing a fancy batch of fries, in my book.
Hey, if you want garbage fries as a delivery mechanism for mayo, then that's surely your thing. It sounds like you prefer fries with your mayo rather than the other way around.

If you can't make classic fries that are awesome on their own and require you to bathe them in something else to disguise the taste, those are some f'ed up fries in my book.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm:

A) Smoking a fat cigar
B) Drinking 2-3 beers
C) Jerking off
D) Eating at McDonald's

I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,749
OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm:

A) Smoking a fat cigar
B) Drinking 2-3 beers
C) Jerking off
D) Eating at McDonald's

I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.
E) Eating at a Russian McDonald's where you are served by Vasili's second cousin, rumored to be an Almasty, that did not wash its hands when returning from the bathroom.
 

acmilan

Plusvalenza Akbar
Nov 8, 2005
10,722
E) Eating at a Russian McDonald's where you are served by Vasili's second cousin, rumored to be an Almasty, that did not wash its hands when returning from the bathroom.
I think you could have stopped at just "Eating at a Russian McDonalds". The rest is kind of implied.
 

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 1, Guests: 400)