What Are You Doing Right Now? (792 Viewers)

[swag]

I don't like those fancy fries. The only reason I enjoy fries is because they're crispy, salty and because they are an excellent transporter of mayo.

I'm not talking about "fancy" fries. I'm talking about fries that are made properly well enough that adding something out of a plastic tub to them ruins them.

 

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[The Curr]

I'm not talking about "fancy" fries. I'm talking about fries that are made properly well enough that adding something out of a plastic tub to them ruins them.

It's all about the spuds.

 

[swag]

It's all about the spuds.

And the high temperature of the oil.

 

[Nzoric]

I'm not talking about "fancy" fries. I'm talking about fries that are made properly well enough that adding something out of a plastic tub to them ruins them.

You're describing a fancy batch of fries, in my book.

Best fries?

 

[The Curr]

And the high temperature of the oil.

Whatever you say, Heston.

 

[ALC]

Disagree, curly fries are not better than regular fries.

 

[swag]

You're describing a fancy batch of fries, in my book.

Hey, if you want garbage fries as a delivery mechanism for mayo, then that's surely your thing. It sounds like you prefer fries with your mayo rather than the other way around.

If you can't make classic fries that are awesome on their own and require you to bathe them in something else to disguise the taste, those are some f'ed up fries in my book.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Hey, food snobs.

 

[The Pado]

OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm:

A) Smoking a fat cigar
B) Drinking 2-3 beers
C) Jerking off
D) Eating at McDonald's

I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.

 

[ALC]

Sounds like a fun evening.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Ketchup is ketchup.

Can't wait to fall asleep, just to get up and have some eggs - been craving them all evening.

 

[X Æ A-12]

OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm:

A) Smoking a fat cigar
B) Drinking 2-3 beers
C) Jerking off
D) Eating at McDonald's

I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.

D obviously

 

[swag]

OK, so from a "health" perspective, which of the following does you the most harm:

A) Smoking a fat cigar
B) Drinking 2-3 beers
C) Jerking off
D) Eating at McDonald's

I think I know which one to avoid, but I need outside opinions.

E) Eating at a Russian McDonald's where you are served by Vasili's second cousin, rumored to be an Almasty, that did not wash its hands when returning from the bathroom.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

E) Eating at a Russian McDonald's where you are served by Vasili's second cousin, rumored to be an Almasty, that did not wash its hands when returning from the bathroom.

in moskva brah?

 

[acmilan]

E) Eating at a Russian McDonald's where you are served by Vasili's second cousin, rumored to be an Almasty, that did not wash its hands when returning from the bathroom.

I think you could have stopped at just "Eating at a Russian McDonalds". The rest is kind of implied.

 

[swag]

Yeah, but how often do we get to discuss Russian cryptozoology?

 

[acmilan]

You may have a point there. Don't mind me then.

 

[The Pado]

I, too, thought D was the worst decision one could make. I suppose you could substitute "Shop at Wal-Mart" .

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Speaking of McDonalds

 

[Fint]

I just pitched something the size of Tennessee. I'd say that I might want to call up to TVA, but that's probably a neighborhood in Copenhagen. umpkin:



I prefer my fries naked, because they should stand on their own if made well enough. But if you must mask them with some bodily fluid, I've seen Pulp Fiction...

Day 2, flush 17.

The turd seems to be here for the long run. Might be time to get the emergency services involved