What Are You Doing Right Now? (239 Viewers)

[GordoDeCentral]

way back I used to front like angkor

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So tonight's my last night out with my friends before I move, so I'm plotting our bar crawl. Picking our usual places as well as a couple we've never bothered to try before. I worry how many hipsters a place will have when they actually name one of their cocktails a "Williamsburg Lemonade".

Oakland: you can either get shot, stabbed, or ambushed by hipsters.

Or old people pretending to be from 1784.

 

[Ragazza]

 

[GordoDeCentral]

you just dont get steampunk

 

[Nzoric]

I


Are you not seeing that one girl anymore? I thought a couple months back you had gotten or were close to getting a serious girlfriend.

I am. I just held a party yesterday and she either wanted the D or just some attention. I ignored her for a few hours and then she went crazy - the sad thing is when people haven't the necessary IQ to understand that you're dissing them. She is studying Chinese, so I told her that signing up to learn Chinese today is equivalent of living in Copenhagen around 1938 and thinking "I need to get in on this German thing". Bitch just blinked three times like Bambi and smiled in a very confused way.

she slapped you?

Yeah she slapped me because I asked her if two hours of Rihanna and Beyonce wasn't just about enough.

I love Nzoric's posts

 

[ZoSo]

First time Ive ever thrown someone out of my apartment. Random girls who think its alright to slap guys just because theyre not getting any attention. I threw her out and then I realised her purse was still here, so I put my dick in her gloves. Bitch.

 

[Osman]

Wait she slapped you in your own home for mocking the choice of putting on Rihanna (I don't mock Beyonce hehe)? Lolsy, I do that on almost all house parties, you sure that's all you did?

Also I'm confused, was this some random chick or your girl? Wtf if its the latter.

 

[ZoSo]

Voller is such a weirdo

 

[Völler]

Voller is such a weirdo

Hate that guy.

 

[ZoSo]

No doubt

 

[Lapa]

First time Ive ever thrown someone out of my apartment. Random girls who think its alright to slap guys just because theyre not getting any attention. I threw her out and then I realised her purse was still here, so I put my dick in her gloves. Bitch.

In some weird level this sounds a right thing to do. +rep.

 

[.zero]

What up Normans

 

[Ragazza]

Shit hangover.

 

[Fint]

There are good ones?

 

[.zero]

Not that I know of

 

[Klovn]

What up Normans

heey

 

[.zero]

"Shit" must be somewhere between "Bad"and "Worst"

 

[Ragazza]

There are good ones?

No. Just different levels of bad. And the fact I'm spending my last day in my hometown feeling like I got hit by a bus.

 

[.zero]

Where is your hometown?

 

[89man]

I asked her if two hours of Rihanna and Beyonce wasn't just about enough.