Enron

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Oct 11, 2005
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280 years in prison for stealing phones. Lady justice has been raped.
She'll probably pay a fine and do community service, plus probation. Unless those cell phones were over $1000 then they're just misdemeanors. Now they could charge her for the total value of the thefts to get the felony charge, but then they'll lose the counts. Most likely there will be a plea bargain.
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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At least the openly religious are unflinching in their delusions. Agnostics perform shameless mental gymnastics to try and rationalize theirs.

Atheists are pussies because they cant accept the possibility of divine judgement, the religious are pussies because they cant accept that no matter how many times they pray or abstain from masturbating its not going to protect them from rotting in the ground once they die.

agnostics are the biggest pussies of all because they cant accept either side.

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only thing worse than agnostics is seasonal allergies. Im fucking dying here :D
 

Ragazza

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Jul 22, 2013
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At least the openly religious are unflinching in their delusions. Agnostics perform shameless mental gymnastics to try and rationalize theirs.

Atheists are pussies because they cant accept the possibility of divine judgement, the religious are pussies because they cant accept that no matter how many times they pray or abstain from masturbating its not going to protect them from rotting in the ground once they die.

agnostics are the biggest pussies of all because they cant accept either side.

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only thing worse than agnostics is seasonal allergies. Im fucking dying here :D
Which one are you? :p
 

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