Quetzalcoatl

It ain't hard to tell
Aug 22, 2007
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Can't wait till tomorrow. Last time we hung out she had her fucking period. Ever been so horny that you actually put it in during the period, only to get the feeling of "this is way wrong" and just walk away with a face full of disgust towards the shower? Yeah.

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I know, random change of subject. But I can't have this thread dying on me when I'm looking for excuses to stay up.
Yeah, it sucks. But at least you know she's a great girl cus she let you try anyway.
 

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Jul 20, 2012
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Can't wait till tomorrow. Last time we hung out she had her $#@!ing period. Ever been so horny that you actually put it in during the period, only to get the feeling of "this is way wrong" and just walk away with a face full of disgust towards the shower? Yeah.

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I know, random change of subject. But I can't have this thread dying on me when I'm looking for excuses to stay up.
Gå til at sove tæve
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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If political weenies here only knew that my closest political party affiliation is the "Anti-moron Party" and that most of the political mail I get is so ridiculously stupid and so presumes I am that I deliberately vote against most of these causes out of spite...
 
Jul 20, 2012
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@Nzoric

Goddag, din irriterende fnatmide af en sigøjnerunge. Det er på tide, du går i seng. Ellers vil jeg kneppe din sølle undskyldning af en søster, mens hun kærtegner min Bieber frisure.
@Ragazza how's everything?
 

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Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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If political weenies here only knew that my closest political party affiliation is the "Anti-moron Party" and that most of the political mail I get is so ridiculously stupid and so presumes I am that I deliberately vote against most of these causes out of spite...
It's kind of sad though that people think it's alright to drink 4 two liters of cola a day.

That said, I think a soda tax is perfectly reasonable. If fat fucks want to drive up my health care cost, the least they could do is pay a little extra to fix pot holes or buy books.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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It's kind of sad though that people think it's alright to drink 4 two liters of cola a day.

That said, I think a soda tax is perfectly reasonable. If fat fucks want to drive up my health care cost, the least they could do is pay a little extra to fix pot holes or buy books.
Yeah, 8 liters of cola a day is kind of a standard diet plan for some folks. But when you start crying to me that if I don't draw the line before soft drinks then restaurants and supermarkets might charge me to make up for the revenue loss anyway, you're just playing stupid scare tactics and now I'm pissed and your measure is going down.

Which says nothing about all the bellyaching that SF's cost of living is skyrocketing ... as if soda taxes will force the poverty line down a few grand.

Not to mention that some of those 8-liters-a-day junkies might actually be people who are keeping my health care costs up.
 

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