What Are You Doing Right Now? (166 Viewers)

[Red]

And your cross, don't forget the cross.

And the holy water.

Celtic aren't playing so I don't need religious paraphernalia to fit in.

 

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[JuveJay]

Well I wouldn't have guessed that in a million years. What did you study at college? Engineering I presume? Probably civil?

Fine Art. In Nagoya it was a mixed bag immersion course of IT/economics/business.

 

[swag]

I'm self employed (commercial ventilation consultancy really) but do some freelance CAD work to supplement the slower periods. Looks like a company I'm familiar with want me to do regular work for them, maybe 100 hours a month, which isn't a problem at this time of year. It's pretty simple stuff as well, if you don't mind the repetition, and mutually beneficial to the main business.

Btw, JBF, that's code for "f#%#ing your brains out".

 

[Dostoevsky]

pursuit of ass! go out and get laid, just score regardless of how fat or ugly she is, just close the deal

I went to lift weights.

 

[alexjuventino]

I went to lift weights.

Wrong type of Ass.

 

[Nzoric]

Dule, no way in hell is notherfucking bambi going to be commenting on your ass getting.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I went to lift weights.

you need a conquest to boost your ego and spirits, hunter mode on bro beans

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and also like @swag said coffee is for closers!

 

[Dostoevsky]

Dule, no way in hell is notherfucking bambi going to be commenting on your ass getting.

Screw bambies. I eat bambies.

While we're at it -- how's your relationship going Dzoni?

 

[Nzoric]

While we're at it -- how's your relationship going Dzoni?

Right now I'm working on finishing the second bottle of wine and I'm about to put on some Bijelo Dugme ballads - if that is an indicator. I'm fucking shattered, last night was a disaster.

 

[alexjuventino]

Screw bambies. I eat bambies.

While we're at it -- how's your relationship going Dzoni?

So you screw deers. Serbs these days.

 

[Dostoevsky]

you need a conquest to boost your ego and spirits, hunter mode on bro beans

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and also like @swag said coffee is for closers!

Not so long ago a girl told me how smart I am, how I have such a huge potential... But to call her in 5 years when I become a boss (not a boss that runs a company, just a boss)! You can't even imagine what I said to her.

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Right now I'm working on finishing the second bottle of wine and I'm about to put on some Bijelo Dugme ballads - if that is an indicator. I'm fucking shattered, last night was a disaster.

Is/was she local (Balkan)? Did you screw something up?

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So you screw deers. Serbs these days.

I screw everything that gets into my way.

 

[Nzoric]

Is/was she local (Balkan)? Did you screw something up?

She is as danish as they come . My temper and flirty behaviour when I'm drunk/high combined with her flirty behaviour when she is drunk is a poor match during a private drinking session where there are 6 people in the room.

Prvo sam njega poslao u picku materinu, pa sam njoj jebao sve po spisku a onda sam sebi odrzao lekciju Toliko sam bio pijan i bijesan da sam zaboravio na kojem jeziku da psujem, krasna mjesavina danskoga, srpskoga i engleskoga

 

[Dostoevsky]

She is as danish as they come . My temper and flirty behaviour when I'm drunk/high combined with her flirty behaviour when she is drunk is a poor match during a private drinking session where there are 6 people in the room.

Prvo sam njega poslao u picku materinu, pa sam njoj jebao sve po spisku a onda sam sebi odrzao lekciju Toliko sam bio pijan i bijesan da sam zaboravio na kojem jeziku da psujem, krasna mjesavina danskoga, srpskoga i engleskoga

vrh, mogu vec sve da zamislim.

Be an ass, never be a good guy toward girls.. it never pays off.

 

[Nzoric]

vrh, mogu vec sve da zamislim.

Be an ass, never be a good guy toward girls.. it never pays off.

I've been a splendid guy to her thus far. Dealt with her jaleousy and bullshit in a perfect manner thus far. Right now I feel like finishing off this bottle, smoking a joint and calling up the lady supervisor from my work who has been openly flirting with me for months now. When you've already started the self destruction why not finish it off with an epic mushroom cloud?

 

[Dostoevsky]

I've been a splendid guy to her thus far. Dealt with her jaleousy and bullshit in a perfect manner thus far. Right now I feel like finishing off this bottle, smoking a joint and calling up the lady supervisor from my work who has been openly flirting with me for months now. When you've already started the self destruction why not finish it off with an epic mushroom cloud?

You were not jealous of her in the meantime? Lucky you, I hate that.

Yeah, that seems like a good way to. I don't know about your alcohol condition, but don't drink too much -- you need to disable her thinking with it, not vice versa.

 

[Enron]

Lazy Friday. Gotta find something to do after this hockey match.

 

[TrezJuve]

Bitches be crazy, but need love all the same.

 

[Hængebøffer]

She is as danish as they come . My temper and flirty behaviour when I'm drunk/high combined with her flirty behaviour when she is drunk is a poor match during a private drinking session where there are 6 people in the room.

Prvo sam njega poslao u picku materinu, pa sam njoj jebao sve po spisku a onda sam sebi odrzao lekciju Toliko sam bio pijan i bijesan da sam zaboravio na kojem jeziku da psujem, krasna mjesavina danskoga, srpskoga i engleskoga

Vi er enige om, at det er gået lidt skidt de sidste par uger?

 

[NinjaPoggy]

fertilise them like ninjas and post the pictures here or your dick shall be cursed and fall off

 

[Enron]

Bitches be crazy, but need love all the same.

Yeah son.