piotrr

Мodеrator
Sep 13, 2011
34,009
This is how I would do it, if I had lets say Interista girl:

step 1) get naked
step 2) get on my Juve jersey
step 3) take her to the kitchen
step 4) kiss her once, maybe, then turn her and bend her over the kitchen table and bang the holy spirit out of her. And that would not be all of it, no. There's yet another step.
step 5) I'd flex while going out of room and saying with a higher vocal 'that's how Juve fucks Inter for decades'

Us men have the advantage of that. Always.
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great humour on the forum these days :D

 

Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
61,692
@Ragazza To confirm my statement, you're posting on a football forum a day before your big day. My girlfriend would have already been at the hairdresser and starting with her make-up shit by now. :lol:
 

Völler

Always spot on
May 6, 2012
23,091
@Ragazza

Before stepping into marriage you should read some work from Desiderius Erasmus (Erasmus of Rotterdam). In christiani matrimonii institutio you can see that dialogs are more important than beauty. You were not living with the guy as far as I know, you probably have no clue who he really is actually. It goes down to this -- what's a bigger madness, a marriage or a divorce? I guess it goes down to an individual, but you have a divorce written all over your profile.

Then again, who am I to judge. I find the whole concept of marriage silly at some point.

Now, hopefully my tag won't ruin your 'big day'. So I can also say: it's better to do something and regret, then not do it and still regret.
You don't bring this shit up the day before the person gets married ffs. :rofl:
 

Wings

Banter era connoiseur
Contributor
Jul 15, 2002
21,569
Only women have that inside their head. This is how I would do it, if I had lets say Interista girl:

step 1) get naked
step 2) get on my Juve jersey
step 3) take her to the kitchen
step 4) kiss her once, maybe, then turn her and bend her over the kitchen table and bang the holy spirit out of her. And that would not be all of it, no. There's yet another step.
step 5) I'd flex while going out of room and saying with a higher vocal 'that's how Juve fucks Inter for decades'

Us men have the advantage of that. Always.
WTF Dus :lol2:
 

Dostoevsky

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May 27, 2007
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