What Are You Doing Right Now? (268 Viewers)

[piotrr]

This is how I would do it, if I had lets say Interista girl:

step 1) get naked
step 2) get on my Juve jersey
step 3) take her to the kitchen
step 4) kiss her once, maybe, then turn her and bend her over the kitchen table and bang the holy spirit out of her. And that would not be all of it, no. There's yet another step.
step 5) I'd flex while going out of room and saying with a higher vocal 'that's how Juve fucks Inter for decades'

Us men have the advantage of that. Always.

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great humour on the forum these days

 

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[Klin]

@Ragazza To confirm my statement, you're posting on a football forum a day before your big day. My girlfriend would have already been at the hairdresser and starting with her make-up shit by now.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

BTW congrats @Ragazza and all the best on your big day.

 

[piotrr]

Congrats and don't hate your children for being juventini :flag1:

 

[ZoSo]

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great humour on the forum these days

yes twice!!

 

[Kate]

God, Dusan, that's some depressing advice there. But points for mentioning Erasmus.

 

[Dostoevsky]

you can't hardly say I said something wrong, though.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Congrats Ragazza. May this marriage be your last one.

 

[Dostoevsky]

May this marriage be your last one.

If she becomes unhappy at some point then that's a bad thing to wish for.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

If she becomes unhappy at some point then that's a bad thing to wish for.

Susan, you know what I meant.

 

[Völler]

@Ragazza

Before stepping into marriage you should read some work from Desiderius Erasmus (Erasmus of Rotterdam). In christiani matrimonii institutio you can see that dialogs are more important than beauty. You were not living with the guy as far as I know, you probably have no clue who he really is actually. It goes down to this -- what's a bigger madness, a marriage or a divorce? I guess it goes down to an individual, but you have a divorce written all over your profile.

Then again, who am I to judge. I find the whole concept of marriage silly at some point.

Now, hopefully my tag won't ruin your 'big day'. So I can also say: it's better to do something and regret, then not do it and still regret.

You don't bring this shit up the day before the person gets married ffs.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Susan, you know what I meant.

Wishing a lifetime of happiness sounds better.

You don't bring this shit up the day before the person gets married ffs.

I know and I didn't.

I brought that up on a day when she's getting married. Huge difference.

 

[Nzoric]

Douchen at it again

 

[Powis]

Hey guys, how the hell can i get that "line" deleted from my user title?

 

[Völler]

I know and I didn't.

I brought that up on a day when she's getting married. Huge difference.

How is that?

 

[Wings]

Only women have that inside their head. This is how I would do it, if I had lets say Interista girl:

step 1) get naked
step 2) get on my Juve jersey
step 3) take her to the kitchen
step 4) kiss her once, maybe, then turn her and bend her over the kitchen table and bang the holy spirit out of her. And that would not be all of it, no. There's yet another step.
step 5) I'd flex while going out of room and saying with a higher vocal 'that's how Juve fucks Inter for decades'

Us men have the advantage of that. Always.

WTF Dus

 

[Salvo]

@Ragazza congratulations!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Wishing a lifetime of happiness sounds better.

Whatever... I do what I want!

 

[Dostoevsky]

Hey guys, how the hell can i get that "line" deleted from my user title?

Like this.

How is that?

Saying it on her wedding day is even worse.

Then again, it might be a wrong interpretation. Some would find it helpful.

Living in a fake world is never a good thing.

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Douchen at it again

What do you mean?

 

[Powis]

Like this.

Cheers mate.