Dostoevsky

Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
88,988
@Ragazza

Before stepping into marriage you should read some work from Desiderius Erasmus (Erasmus of Rotterdam). In christiani matrimonii institutio you can see that dialogs are more important than beauty. You were not living with the guy as far as I know, you probably have no clue who he really is actually. It goes down to this -- what's a bigger madness, a marriage or a divorce? I guess it goes down to an individual, but you have a divorce written all over your profile.

Then again, who am I to judge. I find the whole concept of marriage silly at some point.

Now, hopefully my tag won't ruin your 'big day'. So I can also say: it's better to do something and regret, then not do it and still regret.
 

Ragazza

Calciopoli Director
Jul 22, 2013
5,060
Poor guy. Supports Milan and getting married to a tomboy.
:D It was a bit funny back when he told me what his dream car was, and my response was that I have a scale model version of it.


@Ragazza

Before stepping into marriage you should read some work from Desiderius Erasmus (Erasmus of Rotterdam). In christiani matrimonii institutio you can see that dialogs are more important than beauty. You were not living with the guy as far as I know, you probably have no clue who he really is actually. It goes down to this -- what's a bigger madness, a marriage or a divorce? I guess it goes down to an individual, but you a divorce written all over your profile.

Then again, who am I to judge. I find the whole concept of marriage silly at some point.

Now, hopefully my tag won't ruin your 'big day'. So I can also say: it's better to do something and regret, then not do it and still regret.
Why do you think we're going to get divorced, because we support rival clubs? To me, that makes it more exciting. :p
 

Ragazza

Calciopoli Director
Jul 22, 2013
5,060
Of course not, that rival club thing is not even an issue. Well if it is then both of you are mental.

You're yet to find out who the guy really is.
Well that's true, I mean I've lived with boyfriends before, which led me to realize that they weren't the right ones for me. Ideally I would have lived with him beforehand too, but our situation being from different countries made that difficult. But I've never felt more right about a person in my life.
 

Dostoevsky

Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
88,988
Well that's true, I mean I've lived with boyfriends before, which led me to realize that they weren't the right ones for me. Ideally I would have lived with him beforehand too, but our situation being from different countries made that difficult. But I've never felt more right about a person in my life.
How old are you?
 

Wings

Banter era connoiseur
Contributor
Jul 15, 2002
21,569
Well that's true, I mean I've lived with boyfriends before, which led me to realize that they weren't the right ones for me. Ideally I would have lived with him beforehand too, but our situation being from different countries made that difficult. But I've never felt more right about a person in my life.
You just wait till Milan get relegated :p BTW great to see you guys uniting the Merda under one emblem.

J/K Congrats & I wish you guys all the happiness.
 

Dostoevsky

Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
88,988
Sounds like you're the type of girl who has I have to get married and first kid till I hit 28 inside their head. That's rushing without any reason. I say that because you said you already lived with boyfriends before, plural, which seems like serious seeing for a serious relationship (I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that). How time passes people tend to show their true faces. Internet is yet whole other thing, over Internet I can be a true Don Juan and get all of the things going.

You just wait till Milan get relegated :p BTW great to see you guys uniting the Merda under one emblem.
Only women have that inside their head. This is how I would do it, if I had lets say Interista girl:

step 1) get naked
step 2) get on my Juve jersey
step 3) take her to the kitchen
step 4) kiss her once, maybe, then turn her and bend her over the kitchen table and bang the holy spirit out of her. And that would not be all of it, no. There's yet another step.
step 5) I'd flex while going out of room and saying with a higher vocal 'that's how Juve fucks Inter for decades'

Us men have the advantage of that. Always.
 

Ragazza

Calciopoli Director
Jul 22, 2013
5,060
Thanks Raz & everyone else I haven't responded to.


Internet is yet whole other thing, over Internet I can be a true Don Juan and get all of the things going.
Like the below?


Only women have that inside their head. This is how I would do it, if I had lets say Interista girl:

step 1) get naked
step 2) get on my Juve jersey
step 3) take her to the kitchen
step 4) kiss her once, maybe, then turn her and bend her over the kitchen table and bang the holy spirit out of her. And that would not be all of it, no. There's yet another step.
step 5) I'd flex while going out of room and saying with a higher vocal 'that's how Juve fucks Inter for decades'

Us men have the advantage of that. Always.
:scared:

(well thankfully, with him I have the advantage of both the league table & the results of the past several derbies... and if he pisses me off I can do my Mazzarri impression)
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
Also, he's a Milanista, so he has no penis. My thoughts are that Dule's little kitchen scenario would more likely play out as a 'scissoring' session in you guys situation :D
 

Dostoevsky

Tzu
Administrator
May 27, 2007
88,988
Thanks Raz & everyone else I haven't responded to.

Like the below?

:scared:

(well thankfully, with him I have the advantage of both the league table & the results of the past several derbies... and if he pisses me off I can do my Mazzarri impression)
Screw that husband if he can't put a smile on your face!

Anyway, I wish you all the happiness and to prove me wrong.
 

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 1, Guests: 256)