What Are You Doing Right Now? (224 Viewers)

[Salvo]

Imagine a wig and a moustache. Would be fucking hilarious.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/ this also.

 

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[Völler]

OMFG. That link, ffs.

 

[Salvo]

Did you see the photos? Pretty insane.

 

[Völler]

Did you see the photos? Pretty insane.

Yes. That's fucking insane. Reading the Q&A now.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

OMFG. That link, ffs.

"He's ambidickstrous."

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"Peeing after sex must be like a damn sprinkler system going off"

 

[GordoDeCentral]

come children, to the kindergarten of hermeneutics

what better way to spend a saturday evening

Made the mistake of hitting on an Israeli chick that works in one of those booth in the mall. Never have I felt so emasculated and looked down upon like that by anyone ever. Damn....guess there is lots of truth to what they say.

plenty of those around, train yourself to show no emotional feedback, and retort with something along the lines of "shouldnt you be on a treadmill somewhere" with a cool badass smirk

Did you see the photos? Pretty insane.

lol this is really not helping with the rep you been getting these days

 

[Salvo]

The Man has two penises! Gay or straight that is insane!

 

[Martin]

what better way to spend a saturday evening

plenty of those around, train yourself to show no emotional feedback, and retort with something along the lines of "shouldnt you be on a treadmill somewhere" with a cool badass smirk

You're teaching him to be like badass?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

train yourself to show no emotional feedback, and retort with something along the lines of "shouldnt you be on a treadmill somewhere" with a cool badass smirk

Go on.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

You're teaching him to be like badass?

can never be like badass, for badass is the genuine article

Go on.

shes projecting, women in general are extremely insecure because of the level of competition amongst them so they tried to turn the table on men hence the whole dick measuring, the thing is no matter how impassible a girl might look after you call her fat, that shit will bother her for days

 

[IliveForJuve]

When chicks turn me down I just smile and turn around. Then I go search for more pussies.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

When chicks turn me down I just smile and turn around. Then I go search for more pussies.

theres a huge difference between turning down and taking a shot at you just to be a bitch

 

[Hængebøffer]

can never be like badass, for badass is the genuine article



shes projecting, women in general are extremely insecure because of the level of competition amongst them so they tried to turn the table on men hence the whole dick measuring, the thing is no matter how impassible a girl might look after you call her fat, that shit will bother her for days

True, but not the whole story. Looks, money and fame is what count for bitches like them. Never underestimate superficial aspect.

Edit: I meant in Fr3sh's case.

 

[IliveForJuve]

theres a huge difference between turning down and taking a shot at you just to be a bitch

I remember one time when a girl looked at me alla Fr3sh and told me to stay away. As soon as she turned around I grabbed her ass

 

[GordoDeCentral]

True, but not the whole story. Looks, money and fame is what count for bitches like them. Never underestimate superficial aspect.

once again no need to transmit that message in a way that belittles the other person, everyone is free to like what they want i have no qualms with gold diggers

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I remember one time when a girl looked at me alla Fr3sh and told me to stay away. As soon as she turned around I grabbed her ass

lol that shit only works in bolivia, women have way too much protection here in the states, thats why the war has to be psychological

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I remember one time when a girl looked at me alla Fr3sh and told me to stay away. As soon as she turned around I grabbed her ass

How did she react?

 

[Hængebøffer]

once again no need to transmit that message in a way that belittles the other person, everyone is free to like what they want i have no qualms with gold diggers

I'm not talking about gold diggers here, since there are many nice girls who are clear about they want a man with money. I'm talking about girls looking who only talks to people if one of the three criteria i wrote, is fulfilled. I hate it when people do what that girl did to Fr3sh (unless he perceived the situation all wrong )

 

[Martin]

lol that $#@! only works in bolivia, women have way too much protection here in the states, thats why the war has to be psychological

Did anyone ever tell you you sound like a reactionary?

 

[IliveForJuve]

lol that shit only works in bolivia, women have way too much protection here in the states, thats why the war has to be psychological

It only works at crowded parties/clubs though

How did she react?

I don't know, I grabbed her ass for like 1-2 seconds and disappeared in the crowd.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Psychology talks. I like it.