What Are You Doing Right Now? (251 Viewers)

[.zero]

I grow weary

 

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[Ragazza]

So I'm on the bus on my way to work, and I'm treated to a free showing of a domestic dispute. The girl just slapped the shit out of the guy.

Public transit.

 

[Martin]

did you offer moral support?

 

[Red]

So I'm on the bus on my way to work, and I'm treated to a free showing of a domestic dispute. The girl just slapped the shit out of the guy.

Public transit.

And have the people around you reacted with the sort of outrage they would show if the guy had hit the girl?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

So I'm on the bus on my way to work, and I'm treated to a free showing of a domestic dispute. The girl just slapped the shit out of the guy.

Public transit.

 

[Ragazza]

Well, these days I have no idea what people might be packing, so I tend to stay quiet & act like I'm not paying attention. Few years ago I saw someone pull a knife at a train station.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

And have the people around you reacted with the sort of outrage they would show if the guy had hit the girl?

it's only wrong to hit a girl, hitting a guy, especially in the balls, is encouraged

 

[Martin]

Well, these days I have no idea what people might be packing, so I tend to stay quiet & act like I'm not paying attention. Few years ago I saw someone pull a knife at a train station.

Such overreactions. I pack an mp3 player at most.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

looks like everyone at the bus forgot to pack their balls.

 

[Martin]

it's only wrong to hit a girl, hitting a guy, especially in the balls, is encouraged

In what way do you encourage it?

 

[Ragazza]

They got off, thank god. I hate when couples fight in public, whenever I'd start arguing with a boyfriend I'd always stop & wait until we got home or at least somewhere more private, with very few exceptions.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

it's a staple slapstick routine widespread in media

 

[swag]

I loved Gavrilo Princips entry, laughed way too hard at that.

You know, College Humor generally doesn't do it for me. And the format of the Facebook status joke doesn't make things any funnier in general. But this one worked for me. A rarity.

So I'm on the bus on my way to work, and I'm treated to a free showing of a domestic dispute. The girl just slapped the shit out of the guy.

Public transit.

Well at least it ain't SF Muni, where the bus driver would say, "If you don't stop, I'm crashing this bus into that corner liquor store."

Actually, on second thought, the driver would do that anyway without notice nor provocation...

 

[Martin]

it's a staple slapstick routine widespread in media

Pretty sure I did that once.

 

[swag]

Pretty sure I did that once.

I must have missed Martin's Fake Fan Comedy Tour.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

daayuuuummm swag with the ambush

 

[Ragazza]

Well at least it ain't SF Muni, where the bus driver would say, "If you don't stop, I'm crashing this bus into that corner liquor store."

Actually, on second thought, the driver would do that anyway without notice nor provocation...

Muni scares me. I always dread the nights when I go barhopping in SF without a designated driver.

And then after a few drinks I'm ok.

 

[Martin]

I must have missed Martin's Fake Fan Comedy Tour.

Very much so, that would have been a good 25 years ago.

 

[swag]

Muni scares me. I always dread the nights when I go barhopping in SF without a designated driver.

And then after a few drinks I'm ok.

Muni scares me when I'm just walking to a corner dry cleaners.

 

[JuveJay]

Such overreactions. I pack an mp3 player at most.

Is your choice of music particularly debilitating?