What Are You Doing Right Now? (217 Viewers)

[Ragazza]

Speaking of tragedies, yesterday on my usual hike through SF's McLaren Park I stopped in a park bathroom. I noticed what looked like red drops of blood trailing across the floor, leading to a stall in the back.

Heading back there, I wasn't sure if I was going to encounter a gunshot victim or someone mauled by some earth-moving equipment from some of the nearby construction. So I open the stall door and see this:



Then I remember that the bathroom is near the Jerry Garcia Ampitheater in the park and they were doing Shakespeare in the Park this weekend. So fortunately it was just some actor who "MacBeth'ed" in the bathroom.

I like the verb MacBethed. I think I will add it to my toilet vocabulary from now on.

I used to go to that park once a year for a music festival (they don't do it anymore) and every year I'd hear stories about what a popular place it is for people to leave dead bodies.

I've found men generally acknowledge it, or at least accept it as plausible...

Acknowledge what?

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Edit: My Asian fetich died out since youjizz was spammed with Asian videos.

Then go to some other ones. Redtube, youporn, xvideos... there are so many.

 

[VUCIMata10]

I just picked up my new eyeglasses. I wore them for an hour trying to get used to the prescription. I take them off my head. The part on the side fell off. Great

I just got glasses for the first time, i needed them, i got these

 

[swag]

Ronaldo glasses.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Bored. Guess I'll just go for a walk for a little while.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

A friend of mine casually invited me to a business networking conference and I decided to go considering I got nothing else to do nowadays. Starts in about 2 hours.

 

[VUCIMata10]

I am planning on getting a "Fino alla fine" tattoo on my wrist, should be good

 

[swag]

I am planning on getting a "Fino alla fine" tattoo on my wrist, should be good

I'd tattoo that around my butthole.

After bleaching it, of course.

 

[Gagi]

Gonna hit the bed pretty soon. I'm very excited, my brother-in-law landed with my niece from USA yesterday, haven't seen her for a year. She's beautiful and smart, can't wait to play some poker with her. She's 3.

Also I'm looking forward to annual chat with my brother-in-law.

Me: Hey man, how are you?
BIL: Good, man! You?
Me: I'm good as well.
BIL: Awesome!
Me: Yeah.
BIL: So, what's up?
Me: You know, same all.
BIL: Great, man.
Me: Yeah. Sup with you?
BIL: Ah, you know, same...
Me: Okay man, cya next year!
BIL: Sure man! Can't wait!

 

[swag]

At least BIL doesn't ask for five bucks.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Fark! I just shot out of bed believing it's Sunday and I missed the first half of Juve-Verona

 

[Nzoric]

Fark! I just shot out of bed believing it's Sunday and I missed the first half of Juve-Verona

random

 

[Monco]

Fark! I just shot out of bed believing it's Sunday and I missed the first half of Juve-Verona

Does that makes you a fake fan, because you forgot our great victory or a true fan, because you can't stop thinking about Juve?

 

[Kate]

Poop, jizz, Jesus what's going on in here.

 

[.zero]

Just another day on the boards

 

[Martin]

nay

 

[.zero]

ruh roh

 

[Martin]

still don't know what that means

 

[.zero]

Meet me in Tangiers next to the wall of Leicesterman

 

[swag]

still don't know what that means

It ain't Pork-n-Cheese, I can tell you that much.