What Are You Doing Right Now? (184 Viewers)

[.zero]

But they don't know better.

That's what they would lead you to believe

 

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[swag]

I never said I wouldn't fap!

There has to be a classic Greek tragedy about the man who could not stop fapping.

 

[.zero]

The Odyssey would have been much more entertaining

 

[swag]

Speaking of tragedies, yesterday on my usual hike through SF's McLaren Park I stopped in a park bathroom. I noticed what looked like red drops of blood trailing across the floor, leading to a stall in the back.

Heading back there, I wasn't sure if I was going to encounter a gunshot victim or someone mauled by some earth-moving equipment from some of the nearby construction. So I open the stall door and see this:



Then I remember that the bathroom is near the Jerry Garcia Ampitheater in the park and they were doing Shakespeare in the Park this weekend. So fortunately it was just some actor who "MacBeth'ed" in the bathroom.

I like the verb MacBethed. I think I will add it to my toilet vocabulary from now on.

 

[enzo]

It's not MacBeth, but I immediately had to think of this Naked gun quote:

Mayor: Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the southside. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones!

 

[.zero]

WTF

 

[JCK]

It's not MacBeth, but I immediately had to think of this Naked gun quote:

I remember that

 

[.zero]

Short week so I'm trying to do as little as possible

 

[swag]

It's not MacBeth, but I immediately had to think of this Naked gun quote:

Great reference.

 

[Martin]

Short week so I'm trying to do as little as possible

short this

 

[.zero]

short this

There he is

 

[IrishZebra]

Indeed, but to be fair, I think that counts for most adults.

Edit: My Asian fetich died out since youjizz was spammed with Asian videos.

I've found men generally acknowledge it, or at least accept it as plausible...

 

[Martin]

There he is

I meant sort

 

[.zero]

I meant sort

Ascending or descending?

 

[Martin]

Ascending or descending?

meet you half way

 

[.zero]

I'm here

 

[thepaolocarmine]

Studying...

 

[Martin]

me too. I study Dru a lot

 

[.zero]

Martin shall accompany me to heavens door

 

[alexjuventino]

I just picked up my new eyeglasses. I wore them for an hour trying to get used to the prescription. I take them off my head. The part on the side fell off. Great