What Are You Doing Right Now? (281 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

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[Azzurri7]

imam says "yo i will marry you two'
but momma says he dont pray like we do,

i sayz to god like back that thing up
i wanna shahadda so whats up?

jesus in the corner dropping hints
just say its cool and have a york peppermint,

reading "Islam for dummies"
cant spell al salam alakum,

its cool i BLOOMED ramamdan
husted the mom and started the koran

You fucking bastard, this marriage thing affected your brain.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

imam says "yo i will marry you two'
but momma says he dont pray like we do,

i sayz to god like back that thing up
i wanna shahadda so whats up?

jesus in the corner dropping hints
just say its cool and have a york peppermint,

reading "Islam for dummies"
cant spell al salam alakum,

its cool i BLOOMED ramamdan
husted the mom and started the koran

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I was supposed to go on a bar crawl with a couple friends tonight, but my friend's car broke down which ruined the hell out of everything. Still waiting to hear back from my other friend.

Come with me, and we'll have sexy time.

 

[swag]

Greg, what beans do you brew with? Mostly...do you use blends or single beans?

It's faddish, but these days mostly single origin beans. Not too many make a good straight espresso, however, so I do believe in the blend.

It's become a little like scotch whisky: blends have their values as do the single malts.

Goodbye Tuz, off to the Feast of San Gennaro. Lets see how many Milanisti I see this year....

At least it ain't the Feast of Renato Zero where you can mingle with the androgynous.

Punch a few of them for me.

imam says "yo i will marry you two'
but momma says he dont pray like we do,

i sayz to god like back that thing up
i wanna shahadda so whats up?

jesus in the corner dropping hints
just say its cool and have a york peppermint,

reading "Islam for dummies"
cant spell al salam alakum,

its cool i BLOOMED ramamdan
husted the mom and started the koran

 

[.zero]

Cam you need a drink my friend

 

[Ragazza]

Come with me, and we'll have sexy time.

Part of the plan to make a milanista jealous?

 

[ZoSo]

imam says "yo i will marry you two'
but momma says he dont pray like we do,

i sayz to god like back that thing up
i wanna shahadda so whats up?

jesus in the corner dropping hints
just say its cool and have a york peppermint,

reading "Islam for dummies"
cant spell al salam alakum,

its cool i BLOOMED ramamdan
husted the mom and started the koran

 

[Jem83]

imam says "yo i will marry you two'
but momma says he dont pray like we do,

i sayz to god like back that thing up
i wanna shahadda so whats up?

jesus in the corner dropping hints
just say its cool and have a york peppermint,

reading "Islam for dummies"
cant spell al salam alakum,

its cool i BLOOMED ramamdan
husted the mom and started the koran

 

[Tommy]

i cant drink at home
so im out drinking all alone

bitches be like who you here wit,
not u but i iz not interested,

i could go home and eat my pita,
but momma home and i cant use my carlos valderamma,

next wednesday i meet the imam
no idea what im doing but fuck it Rab, Salam

@Dru
@Pat @Azzurri7

imam says "yo i will marry you two'
but momma says he dont pray like we do,

i sayz to god like back that thing up
i wanna shahadda so whats up?

jesus in the corner dropping hints
just say its cool and have a york peppermint,

reading "Islam for dummies"
cant spell al salam alakum,

its cool i BLOOMED ramamdan
husted the mom and started the koran

Legend

 

[Martin]

imam says "yo i will marry you two'
but momma says he dont pray like we do,

i sayz to god like back that thing up
i wanna shahadda so whats up?

jesus in the corner dropping hints
just say its cool and have a york peppermint,

reading "Islam for dummies"
cant spell al salam alakum,

its cool i BLOOMED ramamdan
husted the mom and started the koran

baffling

 

[Jem83]

baffling

 

[Bisco]

imam says "yo i will marry you two'
but momma says he dont pray like we do,

i sayz to god like back that thing up
i wanna shahadda so whats up?

jesus in the corner dropping hints
just say its cool and have a york peppermint,

reading "Islam for dummies"
cant spell al salam alakum,

its cool i BLOOMED ramamdan
husted the mom and started the koran

my god hust!!!

 

[Klin]

Hust, stop drinking man.

 

[.zero]

Steve Mariucci yo

 

[Osman]

Hust, stop drinking man.

You mean, drink some moaah if thats the result, wtf did that come from Didnt know he was getting hitched, just dating a saudi chick.

 

[Ragazza]

So I ended up going out last night after all, went to a bar whose DJ playlist was stuck around the year 2003 (too old to be relevant, too new to be "retro"), drank way too much, and still can't shake the feeling of getting hit by a truck.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What did you drink?

 

[Hust]

You mean, drink some moaah if thats the result, wtf did that come from Didnt know he was getting hitched, just dating a saudi chick.

lebanese*

 

[Osman]

Ah you dropped ze saudi one for a Libnan, smart choice.