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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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ßöмßäяðîëя;4277720 said:
Meh, could be better, about to go to Grad School and move to Virginia Beach, VA for a lady, that sort of thing.
I once walked around Virginia Beach with a jack-o-lantern I stole from a bar under my arm and claimed to everybody on the beach that it was my woman.

Yeah, I was pretty drunk. But then before I went down there I made beer Jell-O with a friend using unflavored gelatin mix and Everclear (the beer would evaporate all the alcohol when you tried to distill the beer flavor in the Jell-O, so the Everclear allowed me to add the alcohol back)...
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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ßöмßäяðîëя;4277736 said:
i thought he played for the Bay-Area Foghorn Leghorns.
You know the retarded Brits who could not pronounce "Livorno" called it Leghorn?

Foghorn was really just Cristiano Lucarelli's half-brother.

how did rus get himself banned again?
It's the beginning of Juventuz' holy month of Rusadan, which means fasting for three weeks without any of his posts.
 

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