Going to a friendly Pescara - Monaco, will ask Falcao if he can spare a couple thousands of euros for this poor fella. It's not like he'll even notice the difference in his bank account, but I would surely do in mine.
Awesome. Too bad he didn't offer a 6-month option to loan.
Any idiot who buys into that woman's logic should just write her a check for half of what they own and be done with it. Too many people marry people for sex or looks with no other real qualities that will last.