What Are You Doing Right Now? (178 Viewers)

[Maddy]

Can't down the same single malts, armagnacs, and grappas all the time. Show a little rotation in yer routine, yo.

I mean missionary is great, but when the lady starts catching up for her book club in the middle of it, maybe you should think about mixing it up, eh?

I don't do Golden Showers.

 

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[swag]

I don't do Golden Showers.

A man has to draw some limits somewhere. I tend to draw it at cloven-hoofed animals.

Btw, per my one of my surgically astute best friends (he's the head of surgery for a county hospital), apparently whenever a doctor has to go in and remove some implanted device in a person's orifice, it's always a guy who's either done it or instigated it. Apparently there are zero women who get something stuck up there under their own volition. If a woman comes in the ER with a thingamjig lodged in her hoo-ha, 100% chance some guy put her up to it.

Makes me wonder what it is with the human male that only they seem to get off on filling holes with things (and I mean this in a much broader sense).

 

[GordoDeCentral]

all golfers are latent homos? yes indeed

 

[swag]

all golfers are latent homos? yes indeed

Sticks and balls, A, sticks and balls.

 

[Fint]

all golfers are latent homos? yes indeed

Sticks and balls, A, sticks and balls.

Aim for the flag, hole in one, pass me my wood caddy

Blatant homoerotic sporting activity

 

[swag]

Socially acceptable flamboyant clothes; man-boy servants who follow you around carrying your clubs....

 

[Maddy]

all golfers are latent homos? yes indeed

They sure are a bunch of fags.

 

[Fint]

Socially acceptable flamboyant clothes; man-boy servants who follow you around carrying your clubs....

Dammit, I knew there was something off about my father

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i love this place

 

[Tommy]

Golf

 

[swag]

What a way to go...

covered in jet-fuel-retardant foam and run over by a fire truck.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162...a-crash-was-hit-by-fire-truck-s.f-police-say/

#FlyingWhileAsian

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

all golfers are latent homos? yes indeed

@Red

 

[Maddy]

@Red

Well, some are open about it.

 

[Hambon]

This place has it all

 

[Red]

i'm sipping on that sam adams variety pack or whatever it's called. there's this one called "porch rocker" and it's like lemonade mixed with beer. perfect during summer days.

So you're drinking a shandy?

Gay.

Sticks and balls, A, sticks and balls.

Don't forget those long, hard shafts.

Or the clubs who don't allow women.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

thank you china

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Did that just really happen?

 

[swag]

We are the culturally sensitive capital of America.

 

[Nzoric]

I lold

 

[Suns]

Hehe, I just saw Juan Mata a few hours ago here in Stockholm. He small.