What Are You Doing Right Now? (394 Viewers)

[IliveForJuve]

OK, so my order for a netbook from "somewhere in the between" suddenly got cancelled this morning by the seller without me knowing about it. Any idea as to what might have happened?

Of course. My maid stole it.

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How much was she charging you anyway?

 

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[Martin]

Raise your hand if you think Claudio made up the story about the maid just so he would have an interesting story to refer back to for days on end.

 

[Klin]

 

[KB824]

Of course. My maid stole it.

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How much was she charging you anyway?

$75.00 and a 24 pack of Fruit Punch Powerade Zero

 

[Martin]

Well, it's weekend for me. And next week my vacation start. Time to decompress.

 

[swag]

Raise your hand if you think Claudio made up the story about the maid just so he would have an interesting story to refer back to for days on end.

Naw. I think it's maid trolling. People who go up in arms because one person's gainful employment is another person's slavery.

Well, it's weekend for me. And next week my vacation start. Time to decompress.

Taking off the Spanx?

 

[Hængebøffer]

@swag

We need a poop thread, where we can upload our beautiful creations.

 

[swag]

As if this thread isn't good enough?

 

[Hængebøffer]

I think Martin will choke in his coffee if I upload it here.

 

[swag]

Then how about the What's For Lunch? thread?

 

[Hængebøffer]

That's gonna be an awesome game

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Beedis in Bangalore suck donkeyballs.

Yo Sheik, all that weed makes me smile everytime I come to my room

Man, I need to score some more.

 

[.zero]

Indeed you do

 

[IliveForJuve]

Raise your hand if you think Claudio made up the story about the maid just so he would have an interesting story to refer back to for days on end.

I know the part where she wanted to kill herself sounds unreal but believe me, bro, it's true!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Indeed you do

ding DONG!

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i believe you Cloudyo if i woke up tomorrow to the news that 90% of bolivia committed suicide i would not be surprised

 

[Enron]

Ole!

 

[swag]

Oil of?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Went to the local temple for the first time after a LONG time today. Donated a little money to the temple and bowed to the idol of the god there, just like I used to do as a kid.

I really need to get my shit together!

 

[swag]

God I love clueless ad placements.

Flipping through channels I come across Dr. Drew on HLN where a panel of psychologists and jurors are talking about why Jodi Arias massacred her ex-boyfriend. So one of them goes, "She became obsessed with him and didn't want him to move on."

They then immediately cut to a commercial that opens: "With the new Lincoln, obsession comes standard..."

Lincoln, the official vehicle of psychopathic murderers.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

God I love clueless ad placements.

Flipping through channels I come across Dr. Drew on HLN where a panel of psychologists and jurors are talking about why Jodi Arias massacred her ex-boyfriend. So one of them goes, "She became obsessed with him and didn't want him to move on."

They then immediately cut to a commercial that opens: "With the new Lincoln, obsession comes standard..."

Lincoln, the official vehicle of psychopathic murderers.